Joined March 2013
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Ran into some friends at the #Oscars tonight! Hello from @RealChalamet and Mahershala 👋✌️
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“I dedicate this to all the Indigenous kids in the world who want to do art and dance and write stories, we are the original storytellers and we can make it here, as well.” Congratulations, @TaikaWaititi, on a historic win at the #Oscars. Thanks for another beautiful film.
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📰🇫🇷 tmrw ...
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Think my flight’ll actually be on time? #ForFogsSake #WishItWereGuaranteed #ad @Sprint
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shoutout to birthday boy @amazingphil who insidiously split his friends across five different social events for the next two weeks so he can have a separate cake each time ..may your sugar coma be eternal
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Replying to @easyforcth
mm yes squeeze me through the star shape then pound me into a flat disk i'm a naughty modelling compound
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i don’t actually have a personality i’m just a sentient ball of playdoh that becomes whatever form is necessary to make someone like me
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Together we can create a nation that leads the world in the struggle for peace and for economic, racial, social and environmental justice. Join us live in Des Moines with Rep. @PramilaJayapal! pscp.tv/w/cPYv4jMyNzU3OTl8MW…
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Your fiancé gets kidnapped in a foreign country. You stay out till 2 am searching w authorities but eventually you have to call it and return to your hotel. Do you still do your skincare routine y/n
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elisa retweeted
yeah i have a “type” and that “type” is stupid fucking assholes what about it
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i think it’s pretty cool that we can all agree on the most fucked up thing of the past decade. it wasn’t ebola it wasn’t trump it wasn’t even blake shelton getting sexiest man of the year it was that damn U2 album that apple decided to just download to everyone’s iphone
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elisa retweeted
Bc he didn’t lmao
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to all my people stressed by new years as the passing of time forces you to think about your life and the future and now it’s the end of a decade which is literally a whole crisis: here is a calm vibe 〰️
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it’s annoying cuz ur attractive but u fucking suck
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My ex of 3 years who threw away my passport and hooked up with my best friend and also cheated on me just sent me “Merry Christmas” should I take him back yes or no
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