Your kid has a higher chance of getting mauled to death by a queer nonbinary velociraptor than dying of covid.

10:39 PM ยท Sep 7, 2021

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Just dont overfeed it 30 mcburgers a day and ur kids should be fine. And if you do, im not sure we can really blame covid here.
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Always teach your children to avoid misgendering giant reptiles.
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I think that depends on where you live?
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So like 5%?
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Strictly speaking, from a statistical standpoint, this isn't accurate. The velociraptor is extinct, whereas any given human being has a nonzero chance of dying of any given illness.
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Frigging love this
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๐Ÿ˜‚ truth!
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