USN Veteran, Happily married ,retired, and liberal. I ❤️Twitter because the jokes write themselves.

Saint Augustine, Florida
Joined December 2008
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Wanted to give some side-by-side context pics of the flooding here in downtown St. Augustine from #HurricaneIan. (stills taken from this @904Now video from 30 minutes ago: facebook.com/watch/?v=504392…)
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Biggest branch so far. #SaintAugustine
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C'mon already! 🐢🌊 #HurricaneIan
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Damn! So close.
A Time is coming when the people of the earth will crave for salvation,God has not yet withdrawn His grace but if the Rapture takes place,it's over.. WAKE UP,THE RAPTURE IS ALMOST #MightyWordOnKtn
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Say it loud and say it proud: "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
Saying "fuck" when you're in pain can boost your pain tolerance by as much as 33%
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In less than 48 hours, more than 1400 Veterans have signed.
J.R. Majewski blatantly lied about serving in combat in Afghanistan. This isn’t just stolen valor and an insult to those he’s trying to represent, but to those who actually served in Afghanistan, many giving their lives. He must drop out. ADD YOUR NAME: act.votevets.org/signup/2209…
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Assembled by your dad after six beers and zero inspection of the directions in order to ensure maximum safety.
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Happy Saturday from the Woke Mouse 🤣💁🏻‍♀️💜 #DontSayDeSantis #Disney #WaltDisneyWorld
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Always wear your tin foil hat at a rakish angle. 😎👍
Fall Fashion for the MAGA crowd.
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So, storm is coming. Florida homeowners insurance has been in the news & we were one of those dumped. We got new insurance today. Went from 2200.00 to 5500.00, AND if we lose our roof next week, they'll only cover 40% of the cost. Messed up huh?
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No lie!
"We're the Cincinnati Reds, and we came here to kick your ass."
‘They will never be forgotten’: Yokosuka honors 2017 Navy collision victims, other fallen sailors stripes.com/branches/navy/20…
Since retirement, I have been lucky to avoid stealing millions of dollars from the poorest people in my state.
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I'm voting #Bluein22. You're voting #Bluein22. We're voting #Bluein22. Can we get 1,000 fast RTs and replies to get the hashtag #Bluein22 trending on Twitter? Please and thank you! 🙏 💪
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We swore an oath to defend the Constitution. In order to secure Democracy, and all the freedoms we served to safeguard, we MUST vote #BlueIn22!! 🇺🇸
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Jameis Winston stealing crab legs got more coverage than Brett Farve embezzling welfare money…let that sink in….
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My nomination for "Most Under-rated Tweet" @LincolnsBible
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