ARCHAEOLOGY FROM SPACE @Global_Xplorer, Professor, Egyptologist, mom, award-winning author, speaking requests @tuesdayagency she/her

400 miles up, lookin' down
Joined July 2011
I'm changing the name of Hobby Lobby to Looty Booty
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Why speak to you when your left hand is the expert
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Republicans think women are breeding machines. Period the end (as it were). That's the tagline.
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Going to be great when our kids overhear the term "cum dumpster" and we have to explain 😬
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The news is terrible however I got my 1st Hole in 1 this week 😊 (witnessed by a golfing buddy). Yes it was as wonderful as everyone said it would be. (Par 3, 130 yds, over water, uphill green).
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I can't decide if I'll be a handmaid, an Aunt, or a Martha. Us Xennial ladies fall right between all the cracks. I do look good in brown and I can subvert from within, so I'm like 60% Aunt right now.
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Congrats to all the Maine women who voted for the limp sack of senator spawn- the one who insisted that Roe v Wade was safe. Shambolic
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Rectum? Heck it nearly killed him.
Bomb Squad called to A&E where patient turns up with WWII shell lodged in his rectum trib.al/P6beZSp
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I went to a fancy art thing tonight (masked, mostly outdoors) and an elderly lady asked in the exhibition space (antique silver) "Are the YOUTH still buying silver these days" and I
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If you're a parent, and you are angry about your child wearing a mask during a global pandemic and not angry about them doing active shooter drills, you're part of the problem.
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Except when you force your mistresses to get abortions
Life is precious. Republicans will always stand for the sanctity of life.
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This is WONDERFUL some TL joy for you
Day 2: For those who have wondered what Eartha Kitt might have sung if she had been around 3500 years earlier... 🎄 #MiddleEgyptianChristmas
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My mom worked as an adoption placement counselor for years, for US/international. There were shelves of binders FULL of children-often entire sibling groups- up for adoption, newborn-teenagers. It was heartbreaking. Forcing women to give birth for this mess is horrific.
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Amy Coney Barrett is evil. And all of her ilk that doom mostly poor and brown/black women with the forced birth policies SCOTUS will enforce. White privileged women will be able to get abortions. Many other women will die.
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PSA: Don't do racism and colonialism on zoom calls, or, ever. Especially not because you think you're with "friends" who will "understand." Y'all f'ed around and please do enjoy finding out. (Why are men)
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Love how our response to a new covid variant which emerged in Europe is unbridled racist travel bans
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Dear creepy old man who flashed me a hopeful look as I drove by your fancy red Porsche this AM: I looked over because I thought "that's a creepy old man who wants to bag younger women carmobile" and I was glad to be right.
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Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett on Wednesday indicated she might not be inclined to protect a woman’s right to an abortion, suggesting it wasn’t necessary thanks to the option to give a child up for adoption. trib.al/45lWCf6
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Fox lovers who put foxes in charge of chicken house management shocked that chickens are now devoured
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