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Joined January 2009
Warm boiled red skin potatoes tossed with spinach dip is MAGIC! Delicious Magic.
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I鈥檓 done for the day. Basil pesto for colleague 鉁旓笍 Pea salad for lunches鉁旓笍 Spinach dip for snacks and meals鉁旓笍 Carrots and celery sticks for snacks鉁旓笍 Salad lunches 鉁旓笍 #cooking #WeekDayPrep
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Of the many things I鈥檓 going to make today to prep for the work week, I鈥檒l be making basil pesto for my colleague (who had heart surgery a couple of weeks ago) and her wife. I love cooking for people.
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After last week鈥檚 semi meltdown and @CampingWorld鈥檚 great response, I feel hopeful that we can get our trailer back soon. In fact, I鈥檓 so hopeful I made the first of our campground reservations. Of course, it鈥檚 not until Thanksgiving. So, I鈥檓 realistically hopeful.
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Me: Mom, we need to upgrade & move your wireless router out to the family room. Mom: why? I like it where it is. Me: Do you even know where it is? Mom: *waves vaguely * shouldn鈥檛 you know. You installed it. I love my mother! 9 yrs ago.
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Murphy. Sam the Sheepdog Anyone else see a bit of a resemblance?
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It costs nothing to be kind.
Some people are okay
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J: what did we have for dinner, cookies? Me: yes, we鈥檙e grownups and can have cookies and booze for dinner. J: I鈥檓 not arguing with it. #AdultingAndStuff
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Gift from my mother. She hasn鈥檛 even met Murphy and it seems like she knows him.
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Our version of Saturday tea. Biscuits and cocktails. Lemon basil cookies and martinis. #foodie #cookies #cocktails #martini #SaturdayKitchen
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I made breakfast. IKR? You鈥檙e shocked. 馃槀馃槀馃槀 Veggie egg white frittata. #foodie
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Nessa鈥檚 Mom 鉂わ笍馃悤鉂わ笍馃悩鉂わ笍馃嵎 Ph.D. retweeted
I'm designing a Cards-Against-Humanity-style card game called "Academics Against Academia" -- what are some common terms, concepts, sayings that drive you nutty about academia? @AcademicChatter
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Major flash flooding in Death Valley National Park this morning. Approximately two dozen vehicles trapped in mud and rock debris at the Inn at Death Valley. Took nearly 6 hours to get out. #cawx #stormhour
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Nessa鈥檚 Mom 鉂わ笍馃悤鉂わ笍馃悩鉂わ笍馃嵎 Ph.D. retweeted
A senior lady and grocery store employee have a stand off every time she comes by shopping
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Three days into the month and a colleague used, 鈥渂uild the plane as we fly it鈥 already.
Alright friends, It's August. PD is coming. Here's the bingo board. What am I missing?
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When you can be anywhere in mom鈥檚 whole office but you insist on squeezing into the smallest space possible to be closer to mom. You would be Murphy. #dogsoftwitter #Dog
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I can鈥檛 be the only one who鈥檚 mother in law gave her a recipe box full of recipes from friends born before 1920, right?
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