When you meet great Truth, you should try as hard as you can to make it false every day, and accept it as true only so long as it survives the onslaught. he/him

Mars
Joined April 2017
- My Predictions for the next couple of years: Venezuela gets invaded or couped de tat, and Juan Guaido is installed as dictator. War with Iran (not sure on this one, but I don't think it is any LESS likely with a Biden admin), continued War with Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria... -
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Top tier member made memes. you love to see it. #kelloggstrike
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Someone needs to check that judge's bank accounts for any large recent deposits.
Massive coverup incoming. Disgusting.
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Holiday reminder ๐Ÿค—
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In 1959 the winner of the Transcontinental Giant Turkey race was Heather Featherwattle, mounted on Caruncle. She accepting a $3000 prize but declined the title โ€œGobber of the Yearโ€ Tragically in 1961, while Caruncle escaped injury, Heather was killed in a freak stuffing accident.
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We had a phrase for this sort of thing, when I was a kid: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
VP's explaination of inflation.
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Replying to @king_of_bob @CNN
When "feel good" stories remind you that the world is coming to an end, it doesn't feel good.
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Replying to @CNN
Nightmares of Late Capitalism, presented as "inspirational." CNN, you suck.
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Guys, I'm starting to think Joe Biden might not have been being honest about his campaign promises ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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o SHIT it's going down
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- Capitalism Horror Story: 84 year old woman has to clean motel rooms so she doesn't go hungry and/or homeless. Presented as "inspirational." -
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Johnny Mnemonic played in theaters 26 years ago. The plot centered on unethical profiteering by the pharmaceutical industry during a virus outbreak. It was set in 2021. ๐Ÿค”
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This is my point..
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