I got on this thing just to see astronauts tweet from space. now just look at me. look!!

Tacoma, WA
Joined June 2009
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Replying to @TomHeartsTanks
I saw the first one and checked out. A three three hour movies from a 298 page book was just…too much
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Replying to @nathan_h_b
And it’s freaking beautiful animation
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Replying to @CheezieBreezie
I get drunk and really awkward and everyone feels uncomfortable, but I can’t leave cause I’m drunk
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Replying to @V_Kositz
At a party I poured a drink for my gf, Alana. I tried to hand it to said “Lana.” She didn’t hear me, I said it again a little louder. She still didn’t hear me. I looked at my friend, she looked at me we both smiled and yelled “LAAAAAANAAAA!! It’s my favorite interaction with her.
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Replying to @normcharlatan
How do I eat candy I don’t want to fuck?!
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We think this was one of my coworkers. No names yet so we don’t know for sure, but fuck. This hurts.
Lacey police shot and killed a domestic violence suspect Thursday night after he allegedly fired at officers, shooting one with a bullet that ended up lodged in the officer's bulletproof vest, police said. st.news/35eA0ML
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Replying to @JennJenn699
Same. 2 episodes in.
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Fuck! And Louie Anderson!
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And now Meatloaf died too?!
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It’s too much. I can’t handle this shit. I’m losing too many friends. 4 in the last 3 weeks. Fuck.
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Replying to @PupCoach
I think it would be hilarious if the Seahawks made Holmgren Pete’s offensive coordinator. It’s not gonna happen but it would be awesome.
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Very Asian Jay retweeted
Undefeated since he got here
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Replying to @nf1nk @iAmTheWarax
How did you steal my pfp?!! You shouldn’t be able to do that!!
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Replying to @iAmTheWarax
I want to troll this so badly, but I don’t have dedication…
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Replying to @gopikashine
I am so stoked for this
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Replying to @marielle922
This will be a better show than Prince, Bey or maybe even MJ…
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