They can’t all be zingers.

Laundry Room
Joined August 2015
Kids today didn’t grow up on gangsta rap and it shows.
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Studies will show that too much twitter use will rot ur brain and make you flaccid
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This #Predator came to earth in the seventies #PreyMovie
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I prefer Predators with their masks on #PreyMovie
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No one told me being an adult is 94% googling how to do shit.
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I like my alone. It has all my stuff in it.
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touching grass is no longer enough. we must smoke it
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Started rolling my own cigarettes to save money. If this doesn’t work out I’m just gonna quit… and double up on the weed smoke.
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She’s a 10 but she likes to say fuck a lot so, she’s obviously a 12.
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Shorts so shorts those aren’t pockets, they’re labia.
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#THATSAWINNER 👏👏👏 #THATSASWEEP 🧹🧹🧹
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Picked up a few things from the grocery store today. Filing bankruptcy tomorrow.
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never getting over this photo of gillian anderson
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don't forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer
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When the devil can’t reach you, he tries an alternative number.
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I still look both ways when I’m crossing a one way street.
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from deathbytoys
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#THATSAWINNER 👏👏👏
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