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No, this is obviously acute donut withdrawal.
EXCLUSIVE: The @KCKPDChief is opening up about potential fentanyl exposure. The medical response from fellow officers is amazing. Watch it all tonight at 6pm. @KCTV5
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Your choice was a important idea
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They should prob omit all the con law questions on the bar exam this year
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Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers bit.ly/3QMlCOR
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and you could have it all my empire of Bert
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I think the nat cons have a point on this whole drag queen panic. We should probably reanimate the spirit of 1776 when men dressed like men. Tight pantaloons, knee high stockings, ruffled blouses, and powdered wigs. This is the masculine form as God & the Constitution intended.
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No, this is obviously acute donut withdrawal.
EXCLUSIVE: The @KCKPDChief is opening up about potential fentanyl exposure. The medical response from fellow officers is amazing. Watch it all tonight at 6pm. @KCTV5
People wondering how Herschel Walker is polling so high need to account for the disproportionate number of surveyed voters he begat.
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Anyone know the release date? #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
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Some key points as we head into J6 hearings. The Capitol attack was 1) coordinated, 2) meant to be fast, and 3) derailed by a rapid police response that produced key delays. Watch here as democracy is saved by DC bike cops: momentum shifts after the first terrifying minutes. 1/
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Still Too Early To Tell If Pulling Chain Turned Overhead Fan Off bit.ly/3xyqEHg
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Very happy about this.
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Symmetry Watercolor 70 Butterfly, 1948 #escher #mcescher wikiart.org/en/m-c-escher/sy鈥
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BREAKING: Rockstar Announces GTA 6 Will Have "More Realistic" Wanted System Where All Police Flee At Five Stars
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In 1988, the federal government banned metal-tipped lawn darts because a single child died from one.
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Read the date.
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The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they鈥檙e dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
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Twist: the livers are from people who overdosed on steroids.
The Liver King eats about a pound of raw liver each day gq.mn/3IuTCG5
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Am I the only one seeing the irony in the fact that more people are going to get interviewed to get to the bottom of the SCOTUS leak than they were to find out if one of the current justices on that same court sexually assaulted someone? smh
70 people had access to Supreme Court Justice Alito's abortion rights draft. nbcnews.com/politics/supreme鈥 via @nbcnews
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