Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she鈥檚 about to open. Pronouns: Person/woman/man/camera/tv

Miami, FL
Joined September 2020
This is cool.
Yo, we have a salmon cam! 馃憖 Take a peek at our livestream to see spawning kokanee salmon swim up the river near Strawberry Reservoir: bit.ly/salmoncam2022
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Ron DeSantis going on Hannity and insisting the equivalent of "she was asking for it" about the migrants he kidnapped was depressingly inevitable. Top tier scumbag.
"They said they wanted this, they said they were a sanctuary jurisdiction." @GovRonDeSantis returns to @Hannity safe space amid controversy about Martha's Vineyard migrant flights Reporting by @AGGancarski flapol.com/3RZIjiM #FlaPol
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"Somebody came from out of state, preyed upon these people, lured them with promises of a better life," @BexarCoSheriff Salazar says of opening investigation into migrants flown from TX to FL to Martha's Vineyard. wfla.com/news/texas-sheriff-鈥 @WFLA
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Why didn't Trump secure the border before Biden took office. Another GOP failure.
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Finally got some much needed rain here. Just went outside and it wasn鈥檛 life draining heat and humidity for the first time in months.
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More republican election fraud. It鈥檚 all just projection.
"The indictment of Jason Schofield, a Republican elections commissioner, emerged from a lengthy federal inquiry into potential ballot fraud across Rensselaer County, just east of Albany." nytimes.com/2022/09/13/nyreg鈥
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Breaking: Ken Starr to be buried at Trump Four Seasons Miniature Golf Course & Classified Document MiniMart, for tax purposes.
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Check out this thread for the dumbest people on Twitter all in one place.
Wait til they find out why Trump came to DC today
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Fair point
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Dr Oz: Come for the shameless carpetbagging, stay for the puppy torture.
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I鈥檓 very good at grabbing the right amount of cracker to cheese slice ratio without even counting.
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My wife is having a girls party tonight with my daughter鈥檚 friends and their mothers. I鈥檓 like:
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They鈥檝e gone through like 6 bottles of wine and Prosecco and are showing no signs of leaving.
鈥淛oe Biden鈥檚 speech was too divisive鈥 馃檮
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Oh my god, @HeatherThomasAF is following me! I鈥檓 not worthy.
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Look at FL lieutenant governor telling her opponent that she needs to go to Ron DeSantis civics bootcamp. Sounds like some fascist re-education shit.
Dear Karla Marx, You should really consider going to the Governor鈥檚 Civics Bootcamp so you can understand basic tenets of democracy like free and fair elections. Sincerely, those of us that know what a dictator is.
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