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❤️☀️🌞 #summertime
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Totes not buying Angela Rayner's opera story. Not once have I seen her at one of my infamous parliamentary recitals!
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Morning sunshines! I’m up with the larks and into the @itvstudios this morning for @reallorraine 💕
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New donation of £6,500 towards Theresa Villiers's re-election campaign in Chipping Barnet (majority of 1,212 or 2.1%) from Luba Chernukhin, better known as Lubov Chernukhin, who also gave £2,000 to Villiers's campaign in the 2019 general election.
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This is Benny. He fell asleep during his guide dog initiation photoshoot. 12/10 we still think he has what it takes
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Tony: Now look Bill, your name is Pierre LaValle, you're 25 years old, your father is the Grand Duke of Roquefort, your mother is Baroness DuBarry, and you were born in... Bill: Wagga Wagga Tony: You're useless! Can't you even grasp the simplest fundamentals of bird deceiving?
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Mrs Crevatte: What's this 'orrible thing? Tony: That, is a self portrait Mrs Crevatte: Who of? #TheRebel
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BREAKING: R Kelly has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for committing the same crime as Prince Andrew
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I'm hosting a special meal for everyone at the NATO summit who likes me. #NATOSummit
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BREAKING: Jacob Rees-Mogg has explained that although his faith compels him to be anti-abortion, that faith is not strong enough to stop him profiting from abortion pills x
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BREAKING: Good Law Project to sue Met Police over failure to properly investigate Boris Johnson over Partygate. They want to know why Scotland Yard didn't issue questionnaires and further fines for three No 10 gatherings when others received fines.
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Genius retort from Rayner. Dominic Raab says he’ll take no lectures from Angela Rayner on defence given she campaigned for Jeremy Corbyn. Rayner replies she’ll take no lectures from Raab on defence as when Afghanistan was falling “he was on a sun lounger.” #PMQs #PMQs
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Dear Mogg Did you hear me out-woking the woke-ettes? I sprayed them with talk of 'toxic masculinity'. The moment libtards think they've cornered me, I'm outflanking them with virtue signalling. Next, I'll mock them for being virtue-signallers themselves! Cynicismus bin go Boris
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BREAKING: You will be pleased to know you elected Boris Johnson to be your prime minister and paid him £164,080 of your tax money each year, just so he could get pissed and have blow jobs at work. Any other employer would've sacked him for this, wouldn't they? x
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Ironically trying to silence Steve Bray with the full force of law..has just amplified his message and raised his profile. Cool
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BREAKING: The BBC has reported that a woman protesting in Hong Kong could receive up to 10 years in prison. I bet you're glad you live in a western democracy like the UK where the punishment for peaceful protest is only 10 years in prison x
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Dominic Raab is doing an excellent job of standing in for me. He is almost as good at ignoring questions and spouting lies, insults and bullshit as I am. #PMQs
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This government is making our streets safer, by ensuring those who are guilty of heinous crimes, like possession of an amplifier and a top hat, spend much longer behind bars.
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