Distributor of knowledge. Digger of ditches. Dude. Dad. Views are mine and mine alone. “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” -TR

Illinois, USA
Joined June 2009
This is how I feel trying to navigate Twitter.
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I’m convinced the double doink broke the whole franchise.
𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟔, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟏 | 🐻 Jay Cutler throws & rushes for 2 touchdowns each to lead the Bears to a Divisional Round win over the Seahawks! That was the last Bears playoff win, 4,018 days ago...
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Dad handed me a dollar and told me to go buy him a case of beer. When I told him that wasn’t enough he shrugged at me and said “make it work.” Love you, Dad!
americans, I wanna know what you did on your 21st birthday
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Live look at Brian Daboll walking into Halas Hall this morning.
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🧢 RT to WIN 🧢 We’re celebrating #NationalHatDay by giving away three pairs of caps thanks to @MarinersStore! Just hit RT for a shot to win.
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Viva Bartolo!
Quote tweet a photo of an athlete displaying peak athleticism
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Do yourselves a favor and follow @EffinBirds because holy shit is it hilarious.
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Both my squads on there!
There are 12 MLB franchises that have a .500 win % or better in their all-time history. RT if your squad is one of them!
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We could be gyros Just for one day…
We could nachos Just for one Day
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Gonna set up an OnlyFans, but it’s just gonna be me drinking beer and staring at my work computer muttering “this is why we can’t have nice things” as I scroll though.
Gonna set up an OnlyFans, but it’s just me looking at the amount of trash in and around my trash bin while swearing and complaining that trash day isn’t here for another three days.
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Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert has entered health and safety protocols, team says.
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I’m voting for DeMar's 2nd straight buzzer-beater as the #ULTRAMoment of the week! #BullsMoment

Thanks for voting!

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Ok WST. Who is this…
Does this spectator at a @whitesox game look like Jimmy? #FallonTonight
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As someone who has a middle school level grasp of the founding fathers, I can comfortably say that Ben Franklin would find this country absolutely fucking lit. And rightfully so.
Our Founding Fathers wouldn't recognize the America we live in today. They would be horrified, and rightfully so.
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I think this qualifies for @UnfortunateMLB yeah?
MLB Chief Operating Officer Rob Manfred elected the 10th Commissioner in MLB history.
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