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Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2007
everyones acting like this little boy is about to have his life changed bc he's gonna see pussy for the first time which like may be true but not in the way u r all saying it. i know a gay child when i see one
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seeing basic instinct too young is probably more formative for a lil gay boy than a straight one tbh
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the one intently focusing on the screen is straight. the one popping a hip to look at the camera is gonna dress as her for halloween in the future
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This is a good thread about the experience of nb and intersex parents in case you thought that stupid op Ed margaret Atwood shared had a point
Replying to @akkabah
It's always pink and purple and "mommies" and shit and the whole 41 weeks I felt like I wasn't part of it. It was all about women. Just women. And there I was, not exactly a woman. I asked about my enlarged clitoris in a "mommy"course. If it would lead to any problems.
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Tbh I’m sure a lot of cis women are also put off by that “mommy” shit too. I know I would be. I’m not nb but I still think it’d make me feel very self conscious about being less than ideally feminine
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I’m very comfortable identifying as a woman and using she her pronouns and everything but stuff like this definitely still triggers something in me… Idk if I’d go so far as to call it dysphoria but it certainly makes me wanna crawl out of my skin lol
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“Gender is a spectrum” means sometimes “cis” people still have things like this imo
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I’m buying all shit furniture for my apartment specifically so I can afford a five hundred dollar huge mirror bc I have a disease
my problem is i want those big, wide mirrors for like $20
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For five hundred dollars that mirror better have built in Facetune
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Anna Biller is like if Lana Del Rey were interesting
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L*uis C.K. quietly headlined The Improv last night, selling out the night before. This absolutely sucks ass for comics and workers. Proud of my friends who protested last night, cause if it’s gonna happen anyway, there should be noise.
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The dice roll of finding a new corner bar and not knowing how friendly to be because what if you meet a weirdo and then you need to find a new one
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about to go pick up the keys to my new apartment, sit in the center of it, and drink 1 (one) beer
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my moving tradition is to do this when i first pick up the keys, and then when i finish moving stuff in the first thing i unpack is my cast iron pan and i make a steak (eaten on the floor)
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Ur girl has exposed brick
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just encountered some twitter accounts ostensibly run by adults who put their bf/gf's name in their bio. this is sick behavior to me
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if my partner wanted me to do this i would simply tell him no free clout
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@isaiah_bb please update us once ted has seen the vet ive been thinking about him
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(steve brule voice) fracebook
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