The amount of time I just spent trying to come up with a witty bio is embarrassing.

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2020
Anyone else watching #planeswap live right now (@redbull) ? 🪂
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Andy Farrington representing WA!
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No autopilot system in the world could do this… until now. Don’t miss the epic #PlaneSwap stunt on April 24.
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If I hear one more person say they make the perfect wife because they cook and clean, I’m gonna lose it.. #TheUltimatium
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Currently on my back eating @cheezit off my stomach like an otter. It’s 8:45 on day 2 of being 31 at @coachella and honestly, life is good. #Coachella2022
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I stopped reading after I saw “side part” #eldermillennial
15 Things That Aren't Cool Anymore According To Gen Z
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Katie Thurston retweeted
LMFAO at @kaitlynbristowe podcast with @katiethurston and John.. the part where they say that Bach Nation should be hired to investigate murders 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m deaddd
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Me in shock that this exists 👀😳
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I paid for this app to check me hard today 😂
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On that note, who is joining me tomorrow to watch @kaitlynbristowe on the @DancingABC tour in San Diego!? #dwts #sandiego
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“I feel like nothing has happened so far” - John after watching two hours with me. #TheBachelor
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LOVE WHAT CASSIE SAID ABOUT PRESSURE👏 #TheBachelor
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Before @benhiggi season, the lead never said I love you to anyone 😳 #Bachelor
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Honestly, I just want to skip to whatever the shocking part is. #TheBachelor
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Idk how I would have handled 3 fantasy suites.. with myself and with the men. Brutal for everyone involved. 🥺 #TheBachelor
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Did I watch this season? No. Did I get convinced to watch the finale? Yes… #TheBachelor
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You can’t have @tacobell without the sauces. It’s just not the same.
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