sometimes the democratic process works too well. new york citizens must be paralyzed in the voting booth as they attempt to choose from these two titans among men.

8:39 PM ยท Nov 2, 2021

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hahahahaha truth
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sometimes people ask whether these are the best representatives democracy can produce the answer is yes
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Finally, a New York election between people who are definitely from New York.
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Its funny that a popular issue in this race is that one of these men almost definitely does actually live in Jersey
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Silwa is a crazy cat person, totally should've saw that coming
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driving on the sidewalk to get past a traffic jam *that he caused by parking illegally overnight*
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wait can I hear more about the cat guy
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He got hit by a taxi (not while holding a cat)
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