This is not the Super Bowl Prep Kit I was expecting.

5:30 PM · Nov 30, 2021

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I wish I knew someone at the colonoscopy center well enough to gift them with a sign for the office that says, “No ‘ifs’ or ‘ands’.”
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Replying to @kfury
Haha. Good luck. Glad you are doing that. Definitely saves lives.
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Thanks! I’m always saying I need to try more new things.
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Replying to @kfury
Oof, good luck. If it’s your first time: cool the liquid as much as you can. It helps.
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Replying to @kfury
Welcome to the night of 1000 waterfalls.
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Replying to @kfury
Having just done this… if you don’t already own a bidet, run to Lowe’s/Home Depot and buy one to add on to your toilet. Now. Your hiney will thank you. Well, it’s the only thanks you’ll be getting.
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Replying to @kfury
Also, I messed with my gastroenterologist and taped a small picture of a UFO to my butt cheek. When he came around for the follow up after it, he said he and the anesthesiologist hadn’t laughed like that in years.
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That’s so great! I don’t think I’ve got it in me (or just outside of me) to do that.
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