K. Thor Jensen
 @kthorjensen

The Only Real Dad On Twitter™

 Friday Harbor
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Joined March 2009
  • Tweets 58,103
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  • Followers 17,031
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Some people might tell you that having awesome T-shirts is "no substitute for a personality." Those people are wrong. teepublic.com/user/kthorjens…
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Smithsonian Museum of American History photo dump
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This could be Mark Newgarden
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Cody Johnston
 @drmistercody
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The Left got a little too PC so I changed all of my opinions about the economy, social issues, systemic racism, health care, and history.
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Beetlejuice 2: Shetlejuice
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May whatever deity rules over human speech please intercede to make my teenage son stop saying “bussin.”
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James Whitbrook
 @Jwhitbrook
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Hi! @io9 is looking for a freelance writer to lead our recaps of Ms. Marvel—preferring to highlight writing from a South Asian, Muslim, or SWANA/MENA background. Rates start at $300 per recap! Email james.whitbrook@gizmodo.com with links to prior work (MCU/TV recaps a plus).
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence
May 16
this lady is suing the school district bc her son wont do his chores bc of critical race theory
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the default rejection of psychiatry; that these things are our secret powers; is fucked up in ways that really genuinely hurt me. I would be dead if it weren't for my medicine. I want a more humane world but I refuse to discard the work that's already been done.
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Fentanyl Finality
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Goblin Inajacket @GoblinInAJacket
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Replying to @AmandaGolf59
you're right, i don't have a right to walk along cart paths, i have a moral obligation to walk along cart paths, i have a moral obligation to turn golf courses into gardens. i have a moral obligation to abolish golf.
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glad Madison Cawthorn will have more time to suck and fuck his cousin
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something about tweeting “anaconda pussy” just hits different in Washington DC
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chicken cordon boogers
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Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes
May 15
did you know that the moon is my enemy
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made a new T-shirt teepublic.com/t-shirt/304347…

This Man Has No Dick by kthorjensen

There's so many uses for this shirt. You can wear them to talk about somebody else, or yourself, or just to show off that you like the movie Ghostbusters.

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CRT Bot2 @crt_bot2
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🥀_Imposter_🕸️ @Imposter_Edits
May 15
When jumping out of your car to pitch a fit at the drive-through window, while harassing an underpaid employee, be sure to put your car in park.
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this guy is still going
Eric Arthur Blair @GeorgeWiganPier
May 17
Replying to @kthorjensen @wiarolomstwo @WShoes300 @jordanbpeterson @melememe
Extremely nerds voice is *not* a meme, bozo. You just think that because the illiterate dolt who wrote that used a Terrence McKenna avatar.
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Brandy Zadrozny
 @BrandyZadrozny
May 17
OK. So I've got a minute. Why Does Joe Rogan think Australia is trying to make growing your own food illegal? Let’s investigate.
KnowNothing @KnowNothingTV
May 17
joe rogan having a normal one (watch until the end)
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Tenko @MasterOtenko
May 15
May someone of my non-German mutuals explain German Burger King to me:
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