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Now that I have three followers, I feel obligated to make my tweets worth their time now.
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If Donald Trump had made NFT's for the Mar-A-Lago nuclear secrets, then he would technically still own them, even after their confiscation by the FBI. #Web3 #NFT
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Best goddamn mana keeper I ever met
Me, Skrill, I do. I'm Mana Keeper Oz and I'll pay you 17 V-bucks for every retweet you do of my replies to people, but only if you then quote retweet praising what a good Mana Keeper I am and stan me nonstop for 1 month.
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Leman Pie retweeted
Replying to @iluvcats2002
hi did u mean this one
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This will probably make me lose followers, but I have to say it. The fact you have to use Http POST to do what Http GET should be capable of (as in, having a body rather than dangling all the naughty bits in the URL) is a massive failure on the part of @ietf.
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Yes, you CAN have a body in the GET, but that isn't part of the standard. But all the other ways to get around this issue (using POST in an idempotent way) are also not the way the standard is intended. Why not make GET with a body request part of the standard?
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Replying to @OOCWesternR34
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The LGBT community needs to answer for this atrocity.
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Replying to @OOCWesternR34
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Replying to @OOCWesternR34
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Open for a surprise 💗
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Leman Pie retweeted
bouncing ur leg is just like wagging ur tail
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I see a lot more Vatican flags in Twitter handles than there are citizens of Vatican City. some of y'all are posers.
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Why is this so funny to me
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