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Time for a new pinned tweet: hi I’m Amy and I’m a writer with dreams and mental health bills. I want to write things that make people laugh someday but for now I’m learning how to that and surviving. Any help at all is a huge relief! patreon.com/amy_t
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this is actually my 3rd rodeo and I still have a lot of questions about rules and regulations
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I hope to one day work on a show that makes it to its sudden lip injections season
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four different hellblazer writers say they’ve MET john constantine out in the world. that’s got to be a record of some kind.
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Time for a new pinned tweet: hi I’m Amy and I’m a writer with dreams and mental health bills. I want to write things that make people laugh someday but for now I’m learning how to that and surviving. Any help at all is a huge relief! patreon.com/amy_t
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Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”
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I remember Matt Stone talking about how when they were at the Oscars, they thought they were the real punk rock kids until Paul Thomas Anderson got up and booed because Aimee Mann lost
Replying to @Srirachachau
While I've never been a big fan of Collins' work on Tarzan, it...really is embarrassing that he beat "Blame Canada", "When She Loved Me", and "Save Me".
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the problem with most tv is that it’s not Justified
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the correct amount of garlic is so much it hurts
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actually the rat’s name is REMY
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david blaine what happened to you broseph
Salman Rushdie Stabbing Suspect Praised Iran's Khomeini — Here's What We Know About Hadi Matar forbes.com/sites/carlieporte…
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My cat tested various meows on me to see which one would make me get up and come and cuddle her. The winner of this sophisticated experiment (that is now in use) is the most miserable meow you have ever heard, a world of hurt and disappointment in one single sound
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inventing moose like hey what if horses had weapons??
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a dog is a literal angel who might eat poop sometimes
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when we got the puppies one of our calm older dogs started doing mischief around the house with them and one day my mom caught him and kept saying, “are you going INSANE??” over and over to a miniature dachshund
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hey (with the intention to see if you’ll flake out before I do)
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Martin Luther on twitter: Thread alert!🧵 Hold onto your butts, buckos!! (0/95)
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And, having this perspective from the outside, simply *existing* in this liminal space where people are not expected to be, breaks you.
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An interesting concept in anthropology is liminality. Liminality is just the temporal version of finding yourself in a liminal place. When you're right on the cusp of a life milestone, not quite before or after it.
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some days you look hot. some days you look like a bug. thats just the way it is
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we should go back to naming mountains and lakes stuff like dead man’s hell furnace
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