Participant in the team sport that is life. He/him/dude. Ordained Dudeist Priest taking it easy, man. Yes, I'm wearing khakis.

Farragut, TN
Joined May 2010
It is definitely a heavy burden being this good looking and ashamed of it.
Well, The Buttercream Dream finally snapped. Stupid white people have broken him
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ON THE FBI’S RAID OF MAR-A-LAGO
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Brilliant… really good points sandwiched in humor. Thought it was from @TheDailyShow.
Trae Crowder in IA, NE, and MO 9/6-8
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Donald Trump is now claiming the FBI may have planted evidence in Mar-a-Lago. Whatever they confiscated must be absolutely earth shattering. No wonder he won’t release the search warrant and list of items they took.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump being deposed TODAY by NY AG.
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Four more years of this tool that only seeks to divide and obstruct. If he had good, positive policy, he would have debated his opponent. That's what we deserve with under 20% voter turnout. #BigRedChicken
This is not the America we grew up in and I no longer recognize our country. If everyday Americans do not get involved in the civic process now, we will lose our way of life.
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I get that it's in @GlennJacobsTN's petty political interests to stir up anger & fear, but to say he doesn't recognize America anymore because one of his political allies is being investigated for one of the many crimes he committed is pathetic. Americans want law & order!
This is not the America we grew up in and I no longer recognize our country. If everyday Americans do not get involved in the civic process now, we will lose our way of life.
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Q: So when did the DOJ start treating removal of classified documents like a felony anyway? A: When President Trump signed a 2018 law making it a felony.
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Outside Mar-a-Lago, a concerned citizen wants to know why the FBI isn’t doing anything about Hillary’s emails or Hunter’s laptop.
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BREAKING: Trump is going to release the full search warrant along with his health care plan… in two weeks
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Fox News anchors are calling for the arrest of the FBI & DOJ for executing a lawful search warrant. I’ll repeat that. The number one cable news channel in America — is baselessly accusing the FBI/DOJ of “planting evidence” to incriminate the former President of the United States:
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Breaking: The FBI has seized Chuck Grassley's carrier pigeon
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Commercial with Dick Cheney calling Trump a coward airs during Hannity
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The FBI is required to give to Trump an inventory of what was found in the search; if Trump claims he had no govt property in his home and this is a witch hunt, then he should release the search inventory. Time to put up or shut up......
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The caravan heading to the border now is going to be the biggest one ever.
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If you look at the discourse that’s coming from the likes of MTG, it’s really quite stunning just how debased GOP has become in service of an ideology based on hate & lawlessness. It’s the rhetorical equivalent of a face tattoo. They’ve given up on ever being normal again.
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Am I the only Tennessean wondering what Sen. Howard Baker would think about this? The stark contrast of Sen. Baker as ranking minority member on Senate Watergate Cmte to @MarshaBlackburn’s ilk is a good measure of how far removed today’s GOP is from its once respectable platform.
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Merrick Garland is moving on MAGA like a bitch and when you’re the AG..they just let you do it.
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BREAKING: the DoJ has executed a search WARRANT on REPUBLICAN MEMBER OF CONGRESS SCOTT PERRY, confiscating his phone. Perry asked for a pardon for 1/6 and MEADOWS was seen burning documents after meeting with PERRY.
EXCLUSIVE – Republican Rep. Scott Perry of Pennsylvania says the FBI has confiscated his cell phone. foxnews.com/politics/trump-a…
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Yes, the FBI is coming for all the criminals, Lauren. So if anyone was stupid enough to say…I don’t know, give reconnaissance tours of the U.S. Capitol to MAGA terrorists in the days leading up to January 6th..they should be extremely petrified right now.
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IT’S👏NOT👏AN👏FBI👏RAID👏IT’S👏JUST👏A👏NORMAL👏TOURIST👏VISIT👏TO👏MAR-A-LAGO
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