Always looking for some laughs and conversations....and maybe a tc or 5. Been here before so I'm no Twitter virgin..oh and btw... never mind

Joined August 2021
Twitter where you can make the same woman laugh every day and never know what it sounds like
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Fellas, it’s ok if fat girls give you boners. It’s ok if skinny girls give you boners. It’s ok if whatever body type, skin color, hair type, height, weight, etc. gives you boners. The important thing is that your penis works and you never show it to anyone without consent, ever.
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Got to take Maggie for a bit of a longer walk today so it's nice to feel a little better
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If I had a choice, I'd rather be forced to wear a mask while grocery shopping than body armor.
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Getting 6 hours of sleep without waking up in your 40s is like finding a purple unicorn who poops rainbows
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Feeling nostalgic for old Twitter so thought I'd start an argument about how to correctly hang a tp roll...the mullet method is the right way btw
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🙏🏽 Frank Young still hasn’t come home … 😞 Frank was reported missing on April 19. He was playing in the front yard of his home on Red Earth Cree Nation. He was wearing Paw Patrol boots, blue pyjamas with green dinosaurs and a navy blue windbreaker.
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FAF❤️😥❤️ My brother is a low-functioning downsie. He used to love to hold babies but it's rare someone lets him now. My wife and I let him hold our baby today and here is his look when we gave her to him and then the way he held her without movement for 5 minutes. I almost cried
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I'm not much to look at, but I’m not much to talk to, either.
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I thought maybe I woke up so many times a night cause I was stressing about work... well that was obviously a stupid thought
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Archer was deaf and heard for the first time! 🤗🤗
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Watching Property Brothers IOU and gotta say out of all the episodes so far I think Brad Pitt and Howie Mandel came across as the coolest most genuine people. I honestly liked them more after their episodes
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Gentle reminder that being liked only when you’re doing something for others is not friendship. Try going monk mode and see who looks for you. It’s better to have a few quality friends over users, con artists, and takers.
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I'm in Twitter for to second... damn I'm glad I live here! #OhCanada
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Why are you all so far away?
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Oh cmon I liked that horrible tweet so you gotta follow me back now.... Twitter subtweet logic
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I haven't had anyone under guess my age since I was 4 yrs old