some infosec guy

Austin, TX
Joined June 2008
Imagine being in infosec and proudly announcing all the false positives you blocked.
Display of oversized liquids, gels and aerosols that travelers had in their carry-on bags at the ⁦@SyracuseAirport@TSA Checkpoint in a 3-day span. The limit for liquids through a checkpoint is 3.4 oz.
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Only 3 people patted my gut and said “oh man you gained weight” so far this week. So I’ve got that going for me.
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In case the sarcasm is not clear. This is shitty don’t do it.
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Number 4 and 5 tonight. I get it.
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Matt Jay @ Blackhat & DEFCON retweeted
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I saw some really awesome people today. Some family. Some of my best friends. Met some people I’ve talked to on Twitter for years. Talked to some of the smartest folks in the industry. All in one day. I love summer camp.
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The midnight creatures of outdoor strip Vegas are another breed.
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Been a few years. Pilgrimage commence.
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Buncha friggen nerds at the Vegas airport. What gives?
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Eyes peeled for hackers on this plane. Gotta protect my burner’s IP address from RFID scanners.
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Fuck. This guys wearing a hoodie. It’s called OPsec people. Be aware.
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Ok. False alarm. He’s just going on vacation, he’s got a cute little pineapple drink with straws sticking out of it. Can relax now.
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Enjoying the fresh air in the Bay Area this weekend. Nice to spend some time somewhere in august where the outdoors is not trying to kill me.
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I know I’m late to this but @nathanfielder Nathan For You is absolutely hilarious.
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Don’t make me pick between my children.
Hash browns are better than fries.
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Will never not read this as Pokémon first
A friendly reminder, friends don’t let friends quote Ponemon.
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Can we not?
🚨#BREAKING: Reported shooting at the Mirage in Las Vegas involving several victims 📌#LasVegas l #NV Right now multiple authorities are responding to a reported shooting at the Mirage on the Las Vegas Strip with reports of multiple victims shot the hotel is on Lockdown
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I enjoy this sticker an unreasonable amount.
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I wish I was ever this funny.
i named my son “max” after hbo max, what am i gonna tell him in five years? it’s been hard enough already with his sister quibi
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