Should have written it in latin

So is he admitting event was against the rules? Ignorance of the rules is not a defence.

What? Honestly, I feel sorry for all the satirists out there.

He claims nobody used a phrase that nobody has claimed to have used. A cunning defence to avoid lying again about his lies to Parliament.

Genuinely think he was pissed out of his head for most of the pandemic.

Surely parody? Got to be…..🤣

What. The. Actual. Fluff? If that's the excuse he's trying to use then he's done. No question.

The “nobody told me” gambit isn’t even worthy of a teenager who has been found out. As the most senior person in Downing Street, he is the one supposed to be doing the telling. Unbelievable.