"Although the Culture Secretary, Oliver Dowden, did a fantastic job communicating the rules hours earlier and I, in fact, congratulated him on the clarity with which he did so, nevertheless, alas, nobody told me that those rules would be applied, by others, to me" #nobodytoldme

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Boris should follow the will of the British people and get exit done #getexitdone
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Stop calling him Boris. He鈥檚 not our cuddly mate
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"Why wasn't I told?" @wayne501mardle
Just taken delivery of a new T shirt. Why wasn鈥檛 I told?? 馃槃
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Why did he tell parliament "With hindsight I should have sent everyone back inside." Unless he thought it was wrong. One of his two versions of events must be a lie.
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鈥淲ith hindsight I should have sent everyone back inside, as the Prosecco was getting a bit warm outside and the DJ had got the glitterball spinning.鈥
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Great use of 鈥榓las鈥. I鈥檓 actually surprised, given his attachment to O level Latin, he doesn鈥檛 go full 鈥渆heu鈥
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