Speaking of pointless messages...
Department for Transport

Jan 21, 2022 Β· 12:03 PM UTC

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Maybe replace them with: β€œThis is your hourly reminder that Grant Shapps is as useless as a shrew’s fart.”
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And we pay him for this?
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Not like there's anything more pressing going on...
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Isn't he meant to be wearing a mask?
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That's hilarious/ridiculous/depressing
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@Conservatives love to quote 'Common Sense' but they action 'Conman Sense' themselves then blame others when they get caught.
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Persistent constipation? Try the Williams-Shapps plan: treat yourself to better bowel movements.
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Anyone reading the Daily Telegraph on a train needs reminding to put it in the bin.
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Maybe they could remind you what your name is? 🀑🀑
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Would have thought the transport Secretary had a few more important things to worry about. Would love to know why the M20 is now a car park.
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