“Can the prime minister tell the House whether there was a party in Downing Street on 13 November?” asks Labour’s Catherine West
“No, but I’m sure whatever happened the guidance... and the rules were followed at all times,” says the PM
The one on the left wrote the laws and guidance, repeatedly broke them, incurring 126 fines for him and his staff, and lied about it over and over again.
The one on the right didn’t write the laws, has incurred 0 fines but said that if he receives one he will resign.
@brexit you horses arse, why do you keep giving us so much #shit - perhaps because #brexit is full of SHIT? Followed and voted for by mules. Who, produce fucked up shit. Please make it stop and get me out of this hell, someone, anyone?
I’ve written before about how a company with connections to Number 10, Priti Patel, and Matt Hancock came to win a £100m facemask contract at superhigh prices – but we’ve had a further disturbing leak. 🧵
"I am not worried about myself, I am worried about the children. They wake up and they cry, they ask, what happened, Mum?" says Kristina Kirienko, a Mariupol resident. "What do I say to him? The war? He doesn't get it at all. He asks, what should I do?"
Parents in Mariupol, Ukraine worry about children's safety
Parents in Mariupol struggled to find the words to explain to their children why there were explosions.
🚰🚰🚰My DMs are open and my secure Email is email@example.com if you'd like to make contact. I can protect my sources. the 🛒 is about to throw #DowningStreet staff under his red bus, fight back! 📸💬📧 RT to circulate this tweet.
Putting up barriers to #trade with our most vital customers and suppliers in the world is madness. There are NO benefits. Bollocks to #Brexit? Too late. Brexit is bollocks. RT this 1-minute video. My report on Facebook: bit.ly/3ouFWHh LinkedIn: bit.ly/30oTj3g
BREXIT HAS NO BENEFITS, ONLY ENORMOUS DISADVANTAGES
How can I raise an official complaint? I’ve since had to book new flights at great expense. My children were distraught. 20 months you’ve had to prepare for holidays to start and you’ve clearly done nothing!! @manairport@Ryanair
We humbly submit KID A MNESIA to you.
It's a coming of age for Kid A & Amnesiac and it's joined by a new album, Kid Amnesiae, a memory palace of half-remembered, half-forgotten sessions & unreleased material.
All three come out together on November 5th.