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conspiracy theory: cicada 3301 was a psyop to make us believe that 4chan users are smart
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The more strings there are on the band鈥檚 guitars, the less women are at their shows
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For the first time in 40 years of playing, I grabbed a guitar and the only string in tune was the G. If the world end today, I'm really sorry. Totally my fault.
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So John Oliver marrying a cabbage was not on my bingo card. I had him marrying a cauliflower. Yet another case of my nailing a topic but botching the cruciferous vegetable.
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Two live streamed .NET Rocks at bullhorn.fm/dotnetrocks this week - at 10am Pacific on July 28, we talk to @rockylhotka about changing careers. Then at 11:30am the same day, @carlfranklin and I talk to @kkanakas about the Application Lifecycle of Power Apps. Register today!
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My (admittedly very rough) attempt at a Hubble v #JWST comparison. And this is literally just the beginning.
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11. Babble Hypothesis: According to multiple studies, what best predicts whether someone becomes a leader? Their experience? Their IQ? No! The amount of time they spend talking. It doesn't even matter what they say, just how much they say it. We suck at picking leaders.
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YOU CAN DO IT #SaturdayMorning
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Congrats Arizona! You made the Wyoming debate look sane in comparison to yours. What in the actual鈥
The highlights from yesterday's debate featuring the Republican candidates for the Governor of Arizona
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"Oh, we're looking for a rockstar" they say. But then I come in to the office too high to talk and start tearing shit up like Led Zeppelin, then *I'M* the problem? Harrumf.
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Ok this one is epic...now i don't have to go to three places to work out where i mentioned something! and clicking on items opens up in the clients, nice.
Check out the new Messages vertical, now available WW with Microsoft Search in office.com. The Messages vertical allows you to scope your search to find related Teams chats and Outlook messages in one place.
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I am doing a project about elderly programmers. If you are a programmer and over 25 please DM
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What. The. Fuck.
3 words to describe the NFL Draft so far are __________________.
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Every "free" mobile game: Let's use psychological tricks to maximize engagement in our game and make users play for hours and hours and hours. Wordle: Thanks for spending 3 minutes here. You can't play again until tomorrow.
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Best advice I've ever gotten for preventing carpal tunnel
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Sudden realization that if the Microsoft/Activision closes, I will be employed by the owner Leisure Suit Larry. 46yr old me thinks this series is a prime example of toxic gaming culture and belongs in a landfill. Admittedly, 13yr old me is pleased with how his life turned out.
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I can鈥檛 wrap my mind around the existence of this clip.
Stefan "Generaltrollnant" Thumann
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"we only learn geography when somebody is bombing somebody"- Jon Stewart...
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Listen, I need a few volunteers who aren't afraid of a bit of raiding and pillaging.
BREAKING: A giant cargo ship "Felicity Ace" is on fire in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. It's carrying a cargo of Porsche and VW automobiles. The crew safely abandoned ship in lifeboats. Under maritime law the ship is now "finders keepers."
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