I am not the musician Mark Pickerel.

Lawrence, KS
Joined May 2009
Folks who try to ban abortion but reject childcare funding aren’t being hypocritical. It’s a holistic campaign to yoke people into servitude—shackling bodies they think shouldn’t be free.
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my dad used to tell me constantly how lucky i was that i had parents that were still together and then he abruptly left my mom one day truly out of nowhere so yeah "words of affirmation" as a love language is mostly meaningless to me, if anything it feels like a warning
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Rep. Ilhan Omar
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A guest at the bar tonight asked, "so how long have you been in this lockdown" and confused I was like "what lockdown?" to which she responded "you know, the masks [gesturing that I was wearing a mask]" and something really clicked for me in that moment
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when they stormed the field last night it cut off the oklahoma band’s exit route (through the field) so they just had to sit in the stands and watch the whole scene
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tsa agent: sorry you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less me: ok just toss it out then Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
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changing my name to crypto so men see long term potential in an objectively unstable prospect
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I don’t like paying higher gas prices either but it’s incredible that people will buy GOP outrage on gas that’s $4 instead of $3.50—but then excuse GOP for keeping the min wage at $7.25 instead of $15, insulin at $1200 instead of $35, & paid leave at 0 weeks instead of 12 weeks.
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male country singers: i love girls, trucks and beer B) female country singers: i killed my husband :D
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I see “Millenials Aren’t Having Babies” is making the rounds again. To sum it up: our planet is dying, no one is getting paid enough, there’s not adequate maternity leave, no one can afford hospital bills, most of us can’t afford a house—like what did you think would happen?
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This is Doogus. We were told someone laughed at his pj’s, so now he needs your help to feel better. 14/10 they’re delightful Doogus
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The older you get, the less people you let know when you're in town.
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I found it. The worst tweet of all time
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KU FOOTBALL HEARINGS • There is real financial substance behind stadium renovations/rebuild for first time. Key word here is "real" • Rumors of at least one LARGE "soft commitment" of donation are accurate. Check not yet in hand but it looks promising. #kufball
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To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.
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I've done a good job at outrunning grief for a few days, but it found me again at the grocery store. Sending lots of love to everyone blinking back tears+walking around w/a lump in your throat as you navigate the holiday szn wo a loved one ♥️ - New Member of the Dead Mom Club
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I have never seen anything like this in my 31 years in criminal court. This is a person accused of murdering two people leaning over the judge’s shoulder, with no security in sight. What judges do and say in court matters to juries.
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