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Centretown / Town Centre
Joined April 2009
I wish I would tweet more interesting things.
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I choose to believe it’ll devolve into a physical battle with tanks and missiles and shit
I refuse to believe a battle of Alberta is actually happening in real life
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係咪時候改行走水貨奶粉,將白石鎮變做上水?
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Have you noticed that you can tap on the ALT text on images on Twitter and read alt text?
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King needs a queen
Shkreli is being released from prison on Wednesday bros
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thank you @matt_levine. putting a deal "on hold" is not a thing
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Canadian ingenuity
Can you make this plane longer? Longer Than that. Keep Going...... Peeeeeeerrrrrfect
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原來今年係《大時代》三十周年,即係《大時代》依家大過: • 方展博 • 慳妹 • 龍紀文 • 丁蟹四個仔 • 陳滔滔 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 bibliogram.fdn.fr/tv/Cdc03OOp7Zx…
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mutual aid poast @j0lms is looking for work. his situation is rather bad in the sense that he is in Venezuela. background in the screencap; basically he's got audio engineering and practical Python experience. not sure what he qualifies for but anything would be an improvement
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Photos of @MarinSanna and @niinisto together alongside today’s Finland NATO announcement are purely illustrative, because Marin is actually in Japan right now, but this isn’t even the first Japan cameo in major Finnish foreign policy developments! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85…
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Sauli generally meant this as an acknowledgment of support, but also remember that the Brits did *not* show up 82 years ago, and Sauli absolutely knows that when he said this.
”One always measures friendships by how they show up in bad weather”. Finland and the UK are great friends and strong partners. We work to deepen our security cooperation.
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Replying to @moebius_strip
The state of Canadian politics:
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Joint statement by the President of the Republic and Prime Minister of Finland on Finland's NATO membership presidentti.fi/en/press-rele…
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President’s and Prime Minister’s joint statement of out. NATO membership would enhance Finnish security.
Tasavallan presidentin ja pääministerin yhteislausunto Suomen Nato-jäsenyydestä presidentti.fi/tiedote/tasav…
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Apparently Apple announced yesterday that they're discontinuing the iPod touch. People calling this "the death of the iPod" are confused. The iPod died in 2014. This thing was a phone with no cellular capabilities. A really small wifi-only tablet. Your mourning is very late.
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I’m a millennial that’s mad at the tweet for calling us a “younger” generation 👴
Any Gen Xer who is mad about being ignored by this tweet is actually a millennial
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Here I am inscribing a blessing for a kind visitor in North Pole: "Wishing you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love -- the greatest gift." North Pole: "Where the Spirit of Christmas Lives Year 'Round." :-)}
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Anyone else see the CVS logo and think it’s a map of Ottawa? CC @ALL_CAPS who’s also made Ottawa map based merch
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🐾 Barking news! Patron has his own Twitter pawccount: @PatronDsns, he’s also on Instagram, same handle. 🐕💛
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