AWESOME. Hey just FYI, I designed the paint scheme for @KristinLabonte's No. 25 car that will be running in the race. Please spend as much of the broadcast discussing its aesthetic beauty as possible.
Aside from decimating Landon Cassill's eyebrows for no apparent reason the Snapchat sad-face filter still working wonders out here on the internet. #NASCAR
Thanks to your donations and appreciation of fine art, I'm thrilled to say that @KristinLabonte will be racing in the #BetterHalfDash tomorrow at 6PM on Fox Sports 1! And she will be piloting this Picasso on four wheels.
Tune in. And I am not taking commissions at this time.
Have work to do but going down this Snapchat sad-face-filter rabbit hole seemed a much better use of my time. Sheldon Crews down there looking like he's watching "The Notebook." #NASCAR
Get ready to shake 'n' bake with the @HaasF1Team drivers, @KevinMagnussen and @SchumacherMick as they take on @NASCAR 🤩
Check out the full edit on our official F1 YouTube channel to view an unforgettable experience for the American-owned team! 🍿
#F1
Woke up to this Facebook memory. Seven years of friendship started on this day in 2015. It's at the All-Star Race. I asked @jamiemcmurray if I could get a low-interest loan to purchase a live alpaca should he win the $1M. He said no. I have never forgiven him. #NASCAR
ICYMI: So Kurt Busch won a thriller at @kansasspeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here --> nas.cr/3Mi5Fxi#NASCAR.com
So KurtBusch won a thriller at @kansasspeedway and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here --> nas.cr/3Mi5Fxi#NASCAR.com
At some point we need to stop talking about what an incredible race-car driver @KurtBusch is and start also discussing what a great Uber driver @KurtBusch is. #NASCAR