Freelancer for NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own. "A true visionary" - Someone on Twitter.

Indianapolis
Joined June 2010
AWESOME. Hey just FYI, I designed the paint scheme for @KristinLabonte's No. 25 car that will be running in the race. Please spend as much of the broadcast discussing its aesthetic beauty as possible.
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Aside from decimating Landon Cassill's eyebrows for no apparent reason the Snapchat sad-face filter still working wonders out here on the internet. #NASCAR
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My heavens this is even better with added emotion. #NASCAR
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Thanks to your donations and appreciation of fine art, I'm thrilled to say that @KristinLabonte will be racing in the #BetterHalfDash tomorrow at 6PM on Fox Sports 1! And she will be piloting this Picasso on four wheels. Tune in. And I am not taking commissions at this time.
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Have work to do but going down this Snapchat sad-face-filter rabbit hole seemed a much better use of my time. Sheldon Crews down there looking like he's watching "The Notebook." #NASCAR
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Replying to @IMS @IndyCar
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When you watch the #ThisIsUs finale
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Shirts still available
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A legit awesome @NASCAR/@F1 crossover here at @CLTMotorSpdwy AKA F1's home for NASCAR
Get ready to shake 'n' bake with the @HaasF1Team drivers, @KevinMagnussen and @SchumacherMick as they take on @NASCAR 🤩 Check out the full edit on our official F1 YouTube channel to view an unforgettable experience for the American-owned team! 🍿 #F1
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I can’t believe I got asked to be in a dunk tank!
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Woke up to this Facebook memory. Seven years of friendship started on this day in 2015. It's at the All-Star Race. I asked @jamiemcmurray if I could get a low-interest loan to purchase a live alpaca should he win the $1M. He said no. I have never forgiven him. #NASCAR
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ICYMI: So Kurt Busch won a thriller at @kansasspeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here --> nas.cr/3Mi5Fxi #NASCAR.com
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In addition to the paint scheme, scoring 50 points in a win is also an extremely Michael-Jordan thing to do. #NASCAR
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So KurtBusch won a thriller at @kansasspeedway and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here --> nas.cr/3Mi5Fxi #NASCAR.com
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At some point we need to stop talking about what an incredible race-car driver @KurtBusch is and start also discussing what a great Uber driver @KurtBusch is. #NASCAR
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Me when @KurtBusch told @dennyhamlin "WE did this..."
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So Kurt Busch won a thriller at @kansasspeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here --> nas.cr/3Mi5Fxi #NASCAR.com
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