a menace • shenetworks @ tiktok • sometimes I tweet about tech • all tweets are my own and mostly satirical (She/Her)

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2016
Imagine this: I hack you, but I don’t take any data, I just open all of your Visio diagrams and offset all the connectors by 10 degrees.
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Name a better duo than free speech and hardcore litiga- wait
Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability. justice@tesla.com
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I really feels like Elon knows theres more women about to come forward and is trying to intimidate them this way
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"we want grandkids" best i can do is a new stardew valley farm
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You ever wake up knowing you're not going to be able to show up 100%? Today is that day for me.
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Watched #ourfather on Netflix and feeling luckily I only found a dad on ancestry instead of 100 siblings and that my gynaecologist was my dad wtf
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There’s a lot to unpack in this tweet
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Oh so this was the story he was trying to get in front of
Musk "was completely naked except for a sheet covering the lower half of his body." During the massage... Musk "exposed his genitals" and then "touched her and offered to buy her a horse if she would 'do more,' referring to the performance of sex acts." businessinsider.com/spacex-p…
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When I was younger I stole my friends MySpace passwords and changed me to their 1# top friend
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They knew and this was totally not illegal fyi
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Ok I’m having a “heated debate” with someone on tiktok so maybe Twitter can settle it. Does deep packet inspection help prevent DNS tunneling?
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Ok can it “detect it” Should be a better question
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Guess 👹
Do you know what’s a fun Twitter game? Ask your followers how tall you are. There are a ridiculous amount of people here that accurately predict height from vibes.
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I hate a “l’m coming up 275 north about to be on I75“ like bra where tf is you at?? 😂😂
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Being off dating apps is such a relief. The amount of men who would try to quiz me on tech 🤢
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It didn’t get picked 😞
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Oh my god. There is a “Karen’s for hire” website where you can actually hire someone to fight companies for you 😭
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They do labor unions
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Weirdly enough I had way more trolls when I had less followers.
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