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I have a hunch that Tom Landry had something to do with the Zapruder film
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I overheard a conversation today that was quite interesting. Apparently, the dog was named Spuds McKenzie because its shits looked like large russet potatoes. It’s always nice to learn something new at pickleball.
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Replying to @pattonoswalt
he doesn’t look that dark in these photos
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my favourite n-word is “naïve”
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Well I’m sitting here wondering, will a matchbox hold my exceptional collection of matches?
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Tip: I always wear a stained shirt to restaurants. That way, the waiter/waitress can be even more surprised with my generous tip of 8%. It’s the holidays!
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Replying to @Express_Pod_
Wow, excellent use of emojis, captured the mood perfectly
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Father Mackenzie wiping the shit from his pants as he walks from the grave, no one was saved
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My Chief Ironside impression just isn’t the same anymore, apparently. A shame because the complementary wheelchairs at the local Walmart have the perfect look
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When it snows, it reminds me of the movie Vegas Vacation, as I was quite miserable seeing it happen in front of me
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It’s 2022, John. Things change.
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for the hobos
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Really rude librarian today. Kept saying NFT, which I presume stands for “no fucking talking” while her co-worker told her she would likely spend her remaining years alone.
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burning some board games tonight. not for warmth, but for fun
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this is not a part of the game
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they just don’t make antiques like they used to
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Replying to @PrimeVideoCA
Norbit
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didn’t get to break out the Wilson Pickett dance this Christmas. Just the coffee maker
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