mostly Padres stuff / in seventeen syllables / figuratively/// I have no official affiliation with the Padres///

Joined March 2012
𝚙𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚞 retweeted
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY LOVE LETTERS FROM KIM JONG-UN?!??!" - Trump, this morning
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I’m just gonna say what everyone is thinking. This team needs prestige value.
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Would be an excellent time for a Soto Home Run.
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I fondly remember rooting for the Meds before MLB cracked down and started testing
The Díaz family in split Mets/Reds jerseys for Edwin and Alexis in the Mets/Reds series! Baseball is the best!!!
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While we’re on this, the name “safe” for a safe is just lazy writing. On par with “fireplace.”
trump saying the fbi looking in his safe is the same thing as watergate is a great bit
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I mean you DO pray to Saint Anthony when you lose something.
We're just different. #SDvSA
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Replying to @sdutKevinAcee
Headed to San Antonio. Said he loves working with Missions hitting coach Raul Padron.
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𝚙𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚞 retweeted
It's all fun and games till the Miami Heat bring out Eleven from Stranger Things as their 6th man
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We suffered So we could thru this enjoy this
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Stop talking about Hosmer already.
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