New @Netflix special WE ALL SCREAM now streaming!!!MINOR THREATS from @DarkHorse out now! I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt

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Joined May 2010
Yes, @tonyhawk and his infinite coolness play a big part in my new @netflix special, WE ALL SCREAM. I am forever un-cool and have embraced it. #WeAllScream
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Tired of "comedians" cowed by the Woke Mob? @PattonOswalt isn't scared to take on the issues that matter: mouths are gross holes! It's an all-time @JordanJesseGo with an all-time favorite. maximumfun.org/episodes/jord… #jjgo
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A million percent. Their adulthoods are gonna be more viruses, more heatwaves and more unaffordable housing. The least we can do is hand out candy.
Gentle reminder-if you see teenagers out and about this Halloween, be kind. Don’t give them crap about being too old to go trick-or-treating. We shouldn’t be shaming kids for holding onto their childhood. 💛
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Hey @BlumJordan @pattonoswalt thought you two would appreciate this guys #NYCC cosplay
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Bitter sweet moment . . . . . .
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Unwieldy huge #NCBD this week, with the disruptions from early travel due to the hurricane, but one of the books I’m most stoked to read is @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan’s Minor Threats - issue 1 was a blast, can’t wait to see where the story goes!
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A girls' school in Iran brought a member of the IRGC-run Basij paramilitary to speak to students. The girls welcomed the speaker by taking off their headscarves & chanting "get lost, Basiji". Teenage girls have been at the forefront of protests for days.
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There's an auction happening soon. This one is special. It's from Harlan Ellison's collection and will fund keeping Harlan and Susan Ellison's house as a living museum and library. So many treasures. comics.ha.com/c/auction-home…
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Mike Fanone is one of those people you meet and know they’re to-the-core honest, brave and unique. And the fact that he was abused at the hands of such plankton-level humans is disgusting.
Mike Fanone had previously called D.J. Rodriguez — the MAGA fanatic who drove a stun gun into his neck on Jan. 6 — a moron. He doubles down in his new book, saying he “can’t believe I almost died at the hands of one of the dumbest fucking people on the planet.”
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Some great people have done audio versions of George Saunders' stories. @pattonoswalt reading Adams is one of my favorite things.
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I own Scott Hepburn original art and now you can too! We’ll be raffling away an original page from the comic. Plus @DarkHorseComics is giving away free Minor Threats posters!
Saturday 1-3pm @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan and artist Scott Hepburn signing Minor Threats and FREE @DarkHorseComics swag
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#MinorThreats 2 This series shines in its strong character depictions. @pattonoswalt, @BlumJordan, Scott Hepburn, and Ian Herring successfully turn an arrogant villain into a near tragic figure who wants to but simply cannot stop being who he is. #NCBD mini review. No spoilers.
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Saturday 1-3pm @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan and artist Scott Hepburn signing Minor Threats and FREE @DarkHorseComics swag
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lol I’m in this
This is a real movie coming next year. I can’t wait.
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We sold out of books today but if you missed us we left behind some signed posters. We’ll also be at DJ’s Universal comics 10/7 and @GAppleComics 10/8 with artist Scott Hepburn. #minorthreats
My first creator-owned signing! We’re at @pulpfictioncc and about to start slinging ink!
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Ligotti would be a great standup comedian.
Thomas Ligotti: "I’ve had surgery a number of times, and coming back into consciousness subsequent to anesthesia has made me realize just how great it is to lie in a black oblivion. I genuinely hope I die on an operating table."
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the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in
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My first creator-owned signing! We’re at @pulpfictioncc and about to start slinging ink!
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Someone pointed out to me that in episode 100 of My Little Pony (“Slice of Life”) there are three background ponies that look like The Dude, Walter & Donnie. Later in the episode only The Dude & Walter reappear, but Walter is now holding a red coffee can.
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