Spot the bottle of champagne?
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Everything that has happened is focussed on one man. A man who throughout his life has lied to people in work, in relationships at home and abroad. He is a born liar!
There was a deadly virus that went on to kill and is still killing hundreds of people. Whilst establishing rules, he broke the very rules that protected people.
@BorisJohnson
When people died alone, this bastard drank at his own party! What a time to be alive? All standards have gone. We are a laughing stock across the world.
Morning everybody!
This is David Churchill and his sidekick Jason Groves. They both work for the Daily Hate and have been instructed to keep partygate off the front pages. Here they are.
@BasJavidMPS Did you oversee the investigation into Partygate? You may have missed some out some vital evidence m. Donβt worry, I have it here and while you are at it youβve just blown a hole into your investigation. Itβs shambolic!
Rumour has it that Bas Javid was head of the investigation.
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What party!
I remember your email to me!
Itβs framed on my wall.
@danny__kruger
What a party at @10DowningStreet not a chance it was a slice of cake.