Artist, Stand-up comic, and tech news writer. Editor-in-chief at . Born on Noneofyourbusiness Blvd.

Atlantic City, NJ
Joined August 2020
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Replying to @LivingScribe
Man, come on!!
Replying to @LivingScribe
Never have I been more ashamed of Italian women.
Replying to @MemesCentraI
Intellectual Chad
Twitter always finds a way to ruin everything it touches. 😤
i cant believe it happened again free art resources got taken down again because beginner artists got their ego hurt by the fact that they actually had to confront the fact that they were infact, beginners, so they sent death threats 😩 i just want some free tips man
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Replying to @ByTwistwood
The last panel of 1/2 sent me places. 😂
We need to stop normalizing listening to shit loudly on your phone in public without headphones. What is wrong with people.
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kept seeing posts abt a tesla catching on fire today and was like "damn I keep seeing this same car fire" but just now realizing they were all talking about multiple different teslas that caught on fire today in unrelated incidents lol
It’s weird how so many of Elon Musk’s inventions (cars with no door handles, single-lane tunnels with no emergency vehicle access, child-size submarines) are about creating ways for people to die in enclosed spaces
Replying to @techleadhd
BE ADVISED: This post is bait, so we can all forget about his pump-and-dump crypto scam that he deliberately promoted to con his followers out of money. Disengage, and return to your regularly scheduled programming. 👍
Replying to @loffredojeremy
These people have a weird surveillance fetish, where they must stare at you every second of the day, know everything about you, and molest you at the airport just to get it up anymore. 😒
Replying to @AlphaMasculini1
This is what long-term semen retention does to a mf. 😑
Replying to @badbitchlolly
Twitter: *shadowbans users for saying "f*ck" or "sh*t" in a reply* Also Twitter:
Replying to @politicalawake
The one on the right is judging you for looking at the one on the left. 😐
Replying to @Foone
My viewer discretion is so advised right now. 😩
Replying to @OrwellNGoode
I've had to do this for over a year before, and it is definitely possible. It's one of the worst feelings in the world, though. The extreme fatigue, irritability, and lethargy you would feel is like your brain is struggling against 2X gravity.
This was the morally correct thing to do, and this is nothing to be ashamed of. 🐈 💪
I needed this today.
Duck runs a marathon and gets a medal
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