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I have officially reached the point of adulthood where my financial advisor sends me a birthday card.
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When you’re trying to avoid a meeting cause it’s useless, and the organizer messages you a couple minutes in to make sure you’re attending….😵💫
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Sold my house. Only live on a Skoolie (converted school bus). The dream I had 4 years ago… just became real. Wild.
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Further proof my company is the coolest place EVER. The pride ERG had one of my favorite tiktokers Mercury Stardust aka the trans handy ma’am on a webinar and we could ask her questions! 💜🌈
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It's OK to ask for help 💚 art by @ashlukadraws 🎨
If you're in crisis, we're here 24/7 to support you at: 866.488.7386 or text/chat thetrevorproject.org/help 📲 #MentalHealth
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I told someone that I liked their name cause it was super rad and they told me “thanks, I picked it myself”. I just… kinda want to pick a new name too? I didn’t know that was an option tbh.
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Starlink for RVs is a game changer! It’s not super fast on the east coast (at least where we are at right now) but we’re excited to try it in super remote areas that were inaccessible previously using just cell phone plans. 🤘🏼
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🦄 Laura retweeted
I'll bet you every gallon of my water that if we replace every gun with a fishing pole humans will have a safer existence. But, that's up to you humans, all I do is provide you with life and you still dump toxins in me, so humans gonna human.
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It’s not a proper 4th of a July party unless you talk about those “damn left wing anti-Catholic democrats that still wear their mask” and guns. Of course.
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My heart can’t handle the amazingness of this imagine. It makes me so so happy. Thank you @drewchurch for asking one of our very talented coworkers to draw this for me. It’s perfect and I shall cherish it forever. 💜
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Can confirm Ryan is a spectacular human and this position is absolute goals. 🙌🏻
Another job. This time for a more senior person on the @splunk #SURGe team reporting to me. Remote, research, writing, #cybersecurity, wombats, and many other things. Must be willing to work America timezones. Must know SPL/Splunk products for this role splunk.com/en_us/careers/job…
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🦄 Laura retweeted
“We can have different opinions and still be friends” doesn’t apply to human rights.
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