Notre instance Nitter est hébergée dans l'Union Européenne. Les lois de l'UE s'y appliquent. Conformément à la Directive 2001/29/CE du Parlement européen et du Conseil du 22 mai 2001 sur l'harmonisation de certains aspects du droit d'auteur et des droits voisins dans la société de l'information, « Les actes de reproduction provisoires visés à l'article 2, qui sont transitoires ou accessoires et constituent une partie intégrante et essentielle d'un procédé technique et dont l'unique finalité est de permettre : une transmission dans un réseau entre tiers par un intermédiaire, […] d'une oeuvre ou d'un objet protégé, et qui n'ont pas de signification économique indépendante, sont exemptés du droit de reproduction. » Aussi, toutes les demandes de retrait doivent être envoyées à Twitter, car nous n'avons aucun contrôle sur les données qu'ils ont sur leurs serveurs.

take a seat, make yourself comfortable

sweeping the leaves
Joined August 2022
You see a Toad on the side of the road. As you approach you notice it appears to be crying. What do you do? >Pick up Toad ● >Ignore Toad ○ You pick up the Toad. You receive Curse: Toad's Lament
1
21
176
trapped in the rock for 10,000 years but they excavated me ass first and now no one will take me seriously
5
my talking skull won't stop singing hungarian folk songs. It was funny at first but it can't even sing in key
8
i would love to gaze into an orangutan's eyes
1
By royal decree all eunuchs must now wear their testicles in a little bag around their neck, in order to more easily identify them and thus reduce plotting and scheming in the realm
1
7
can't believe you guys didnt like this one. going to have to take some time to reflect on some stuff
Frank from Assisi retweeted
It actually works
1
4
32
if I was a prostitute i would end every session by saying "business doing pleasure with you"
10
trying to log into my work portal but i can't remember my memorable word. feel like i might have messed up somewhere
2
we're reporting live from the scene of the accident, where a clown car going 90 in a 45 ploughed into a lamppost. no civilians were injured, but around 25 clowns are believed to have perished. one police officer we interviewed said "i've never seen so much custard in my life"
1
8
just created the perfect tweet. unfortunately it only exists in the world of Forms so you'll have to just imagine it yourselves
2
1
15
Frank from Assisi retweeted
2
18
good morning everyone, happy sunday. may your day be both fulfilling and restful -brother frank
2
17
there comes a time in every person's life where they feel the urge to walk into the forest and just keep going. it is imperative you resist this urge. you're playing right into the hands of Big Fey
7
1
25
grew an extra nipple just for all you thirsty mfs
7
suicidal clown who keeps trying to drive his car off a cliff but every time he gets near the edge it inexplicably falls to pieces
1
10
oh so it's cool when bats do it but when i wear my skin mask it's all "oh my god" "whose face is that" and "im calling the police" 🙄
The bizarre wrinkled bat. Males have larger skin flaps & even possess a skin mask, used to cover their face! (Photo Rolf Mueller)
6
there are tons of fantastic contenders but at the end of the day Rutger Hauer's soliloquy at the end of blade runner will stand head and shoulders above them all. just the absolute pinnacle of cinema
What is the best monologue scene you've ever seen in a movie?
2
boss took me into the storeroom to have a word today and i thought I'd screwed up something really badly but instead she told me I'm getting a £3500 pay rise, life is so so good
12
all I want for christmas is for the witch that cursed me to never celebrate the right holiday to reverse this terrible spell
4
i met the DMT elves and they said you smell really bad
7