Comedy. Producer of @2mbstudios. Old words in @reductress. Instructor at @improvboston. See me at @unioncomedy

Boston, Massachusetts
Joined January 2010
I've got a Twitch show! "Honorable Mentions" is broadcast live every Wednesday at 9pm EDT. It's a funny look at this cursed platform. Catch the show here: twitch.tv/2mbstudios Every show I'll be raising money for somebody on this list: docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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I'm probably as popular as a human being can be who doesn't get invited to any weddings. Call it the Marriage-noza Line
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Gonna have to read about the Mavericks Suns game to figure out how that score is even possible
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I like watching the Celtics because every game stars a different player. It's like how all the members of the Baby-Sitters Club took turns being the POV character
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Also they should play Nesmith more. Dude scored more than a point a minute
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Skipping cigs and getting addicted to nicotine patches to save time
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I love this fucking city (def getting COVID)
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Great film. Go see it ✌👍
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I still love my Bucks but I have to congratulate the Boston Celtics on their win.
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Truly surreal point difference. Always unnerving to watch a game that's not practically tied. The slight suspicion I'm about to awaken
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Pritchard. Williams. I just like doing a lil fist pump to different people's last names
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I would simply not wish to referee game 7
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Nowhere lonelier than an Au Bon Pain on the first floor of a hospital during Game 7 halftime
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[extreme 🏀 voice] Downtown
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“One Steph closer” on the all time worst chryon lists just now by ESPN
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Who's got two thumbs and ready to watch Jayson Tatum shoot buckets from downtown, this guy 👍👍
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"They're trying to replace us"- guy you wish could be substituted for a less evil guy who didn't whine as much
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"Person who was born to Orthodox Jewish parents in South Africa, moved to the US when he was 10 to go on to justify concerns of white supremacist shooter by fearmongering about immigration" is such an extremely specific energy to have. You simply can't make up this kind of guy
"Replacement theory" would be less of a problem if it did not offer a compelling explanation of why Democrats are trying to open the southern border to as many migrants as possible and offer them a "path to citizenship" and voting. Note: no one ever provides a better explanation.
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A tarot card called "The Wife Guy"
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