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My mate rescues people stuck on the road by pulling their cars to safety with his truck. Due to foot issues he had as a kid, he is finding it difficult to continue so he trained a city bird to help him. Pigeon Tow? No, born with one leg shorter than the other. #LunchPun
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Simon & Garfunkel were brainstorming subjects for a new song: S: Giant violin-like string instrument? G: Pub game pointy object? S: Where birds lay their eggs? G: Non-aggressive women? S: How about we include it all. S&G: “Cello, dart, nest, mild femmes…” #LunchPun
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During a trivia game, my mate asked Ms. Hathaway and I: “Which Emma Stone costar did she declare the best kisser?” Ms. Hathaway:“The star of Hamilton, Manuel-Miranda” I thought: “Why Anne guess Lin?” My mate:“You’re right, he starred in 3 films with Emma Stone” #LunchPun
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Jerry Mag-Fry-Her "You had me with Jello, you had me with Jello" #CannibalEatsAMovieOrShow
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A Few Cooked Men "You can't scramble the tooth!" #CannibalEatsAMovieOrShow
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Performed by the Champs [Instrumental] Ikea! [Instrumental] Ikea! [Instrumental] Ikea! #LivingRoomFilmsOrSongs
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My family owns the 7-Up formula. We live and breath 7-Up. We drink it morning, noon, and night. We’re a 7-Up family. Well, we all went to the dinner last night and my college daughter ordered something other than 7-Up. She did it just to Sprite us. #LunchPun
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"Out House, in the middle of our street... " #ASongOrMovieForRooms
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One of the Matrix actors collaborated with a locksmith to market hair extensions that hide a secret instrument to unlock your doors so you’ll never be locked out. - “Key on You” Weaves? - No, actually it was Carrie-Anne Moss. #LunchPun
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After spending fourteen years cutting lawns for money, I looked at the grass today and came to the conclusion, I just can’t do this any mower. #LunchPun
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"The Trouble With F**king Tribbles" #AddAnFBombToASciFiLine
Have you seen my CV? I was going to apply for a Laundromat job based in the Capital of the Philippines. I would be responsible for taking care of the clothing finished in the dryer. Manila folder? No, it was in a large envelope. #LunchPun
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One of the stars of Ted Lasso received a smooch from his significant other for taking Mr. Leno’s kid to the animal conservatory from 8am to 8pm. Jay’s son, “Zoo Day” kiss? No it was the “Roy Kent” actor. #LunchPun
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Betta When I'm Dancin' #SongOrBandGetsAPet
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Pet Rock Around The Clock #SongOrBandGetsAPet
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