Chemist | Chicago | Will probably make you a cocktail πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (he/him)

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
PSA for Chicagoan’s: the views of the city from the top of the Mariano’s parking structure in Ukrainian Village are a noticeable 6.4/10
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It’s so nice having a boyfriend and being able to cuddle with someone in the cold Midwest winter
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Wordle 213 5/6 Jesus Christ, I get the addiction now. β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 212 4/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Smoked a clove cigarette last night and got my life πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸš¬
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waiting for light switch to drop like πŸ’‘
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Succession s3 finale… holy shit fuck balls, whoa girl, fuck, omg *burps*
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POV: you see me walk in the door from the 12Β° night, after working two 12 hour days back to back
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It’s @turna34 30th bday and he’s quarantined with omicron so show this hottie some love today ❀️❀️❀️❀️
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Let patient zero out of the bedroom for a few hours to see midnight
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2021 2022
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Covid is still rampant, democrats aren’t doing shit, and Betty White has left us. Knew this year would be shit but it still hurts
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I will literally lose my damn mind
*Desperately* waiting for 2022.
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cdc 2020: boil your hands cdc now: what if we kissed inside the chuck e. cheese ball pit
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Adam tested positive for Covid so for the past few days I’ve been sleeping on an air mattress in the other bedroom. RIP my back ☠️
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Also he’s doing pretty well, y’all get boosted and stay safe ✌🏽
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the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever
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I love running errands during my lunch break, and by running errands I mean getting little snacks from Walgreens
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