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Jolly Winston retweeted
Yesterday a pal asked me what Brian Blessed was like and I showed them this. A message he insisted on doing for my son when I told him he'd written about him for a project at school. I also asked him not to swear and he almost didn't! Hearts don't come any bigger than Brian's ❤️
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It was illegal for women to act on the English stage until 1661. This is why men took their roles. It wasn’t “bending gender identities”, it was subjugation of women. Taking women’s roles away from them in the 21st century is equally regressive
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There's no water shortage. There's a building infrastructure shortage.
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Ozzy Osbourne giving a little je ne sais quoi to the Commonwealth closing ceremony. 🦇
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Keith Moon and Oliver Reed trying to remember their pronouns🍺🚬
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So every time Boris has been insulted by anyone its an insult to the whole United Kingdom? criticising and mocking a politician is not criticising or mocking the country. Good god.
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Nicola Sturgeon should be ignored in exactly the same way that Nicola Sturgeon ignores the result of the 2014 referendum.
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Replying to @TalkTV @JuliaHB1
Nobody was more surprised than Nancy when she landed in Taiwan as she thought she was on holiday in Hawaii 🍺🚬
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Funniest tweet of the day.
Since @NicolaSturgeon has been elected the UK Government is now on to its forth PM. Nicola doesn’t seek attention, she sought the votes and support of the Scottish people and the the parliament to which she serves. She is stable, solid and true to her views.
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Brilliant @lionesses 💪 And just goes to show…when you want something done (or in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 speak, ‘brought home’ 😉) ask the women! Many congratulations - well deserved champions! #WEURO2022 #Lionesses
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You want a job doing, ask a woman 😉
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Replying to @Trailer_Swift69
On the plus side, at least we know what a woman is again!
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Bloody well done!
In #ThatLondon Their Camden Pale Ale is quaffable.
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Even when the Conservative party is tearing themselves apart, it is never the party which is tearing itself apart the most.
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Replying to @AVMikhailova
A business lunch with overseas diplomats, price included room hire. Would you prefer they all sat on a wall outside a fish & chip shop?
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Until you work for NHS you have truly no idea of the waste and incompetence present. We're on our 5th IT exec in 12 years. Each one spent heavily and nothing has improved.
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Not keen on this sort of talk. We could all do with a bit less drama from our political class. If Sunak thinks ‘crisis’ government is an attractive selling point he has drawn the wrong lessons from the pandemic. A period of keep calm and carry on would not go amiss.
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