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#yiaybible BE GAY DO CRIME -verse: idfk im jewish :)
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#YIAYbible thou shall listen to tally hall there a really good band
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#YIAYbible "PEE PEE POO POO." Me, 200BC
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#yiaybible the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. -The Emoji Bible, 2017
Another good one is when Jesus has a bad fig, so he curses the whole gig tree to never produce any figs ever again. # godhatesfigs #yiaybible
One of my actual favourites is when Jesus is on a boat w his friends, & he’s taking a nap. A storm starts up, & his friends start whining at him, “aaah a storm!” So Jesus rolls over and says, “Quiet! Be still!” shutting up his friends and the storm, so he can nap. Amen #yiaybible
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#yiaybible Charles 4:13 “Fo shizzle.” You see, this was actually Jesus using his superpowers to see into the future and learning about the way we speak in the present day, making this quote truly ahead of its time. What a deep and inspiring move by Jesus.
"and then Jesus pulled out his iphone and said, "hold on my dad's calling me again"" -richard 4:20-69 #yiaybible
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#yiaybible my favorite is the one about the cucumber and tomato teaching a fat orange cat about our god Shrek and the Bitcoin he created
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#yiaybible mine is : umm actually it's yaiy not yiay
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#YIAYbible and the Lord sayeth to the person who annoyeth him, suck on mine balls. Fred: around 2:32 in the arvo
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#YIAYbible "La La La, I Love Jesus and George Bush is a Throat Goat"
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#yiaybible 2 Corinthians 6:8 is a good one, "Through glory and dishonor, bad report and good report; genuine, yet regarded as impostors."
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Ezekiel 23.20 #YIAYbible
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oooh man hey Jesus you have to eat at Oops! All beets winery. -Romans 6:9 #yiaybible
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"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it" - John 3:16 #YIAYbible
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#YIAYbible Lasagna 4:20 furvious plopped down on the ground and with the power of 100 erins he strikes the 3 dog prophets, Klondike, Sundae, and Chipwich have fallen, for thou are not worthy.
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Psalms 4: 22 Psalm body once told me that Shrek 5 should coming in 2022. #yiaybible