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A #ShitUserStory from @CartaInc. Given the risk of pre-IPO companies, many former employees will never exercise their stock options. Carta does not have a way to indicate I have no intention of buying my options. Each reminder email just makes me sad all over again.
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Dmitry Tantsur retweeted
As a - #Zoom meeting attendee I want - my zoom window maximized whenever the presenter shares their screen So that - whatever I'm doing in another window is interrupted and I have to re-minimize it #ShitUserStory
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As a... – Twitter web site user I want... – a Messages box at the bottom right that I can't turn off & can't resize, that shows no more than 5 lines at a time so that... – I can experience typing on a tiny mobile screen like the one I chose my desktop monitor over #ShitUserStory
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As a... – @SlackHQ web site user I want... – force_cold_boot so that... – I can be sure the Slack tab I just opened is fresh & clean #ShitUserStory
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As a... – @paramountplus viewer I want to... – see the same mandatory 20 second ad for a movie I'm definitely not going to watch or a show I definitely am, every day so that... – I'm encouraged to save money by not paying for an ad-free service that shows me ads #ShitUserStory
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As a... – granola bar & oatmeal consumer I want... – normal boxes replaced w/ cheap ones w/ a hundred random tabs glued down & perforations such that I can't open the box w/o destroying it so that... – I'm encouraged to reuse some other container & recycle the box #ShitUserStory
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As a... – Windows 11 user I want an... – operating system with a version number of 10.x so that... – I have continuity w/ Windows 10, & can be assured Windows 11 is just another revision of Windows 10 w/ a bunch of money spent on marketing #ShitUserStory
y'all are gonna make the first release of Windows 11 version 10.0.22000 aren't you 😒
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As a... – Facebook user I want to... – see my friends' birthdays precisely once a day, not on subsequent visits so that... – I can appreciate the fleeting nature of time & friendship, & be motivated to memorize the birthdays of 100s of ppl I talk to 2-3 times/year #ShitUserStory
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“Como usuario de iPhone quiero recibir push notifications a las 6 am de cumpleaños de gente que NO tengo la mas minima idea de quienes son” 😩 😩 a alguien mas le pasa esto? #help #shituserstory
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A piece of similar 💩: do you want to use Sidecar on a shared iPad to expand your Mac display? Not possible. Sidecar is tied to your Apple ID. You'll need to log out the iPad owner first 😠 #shituserstory
No multi-user support on commercial iPads is a despicable way of getting family members to all buy their own slate of rare metals & grow @Apple's $$$. Sustainability is not only about your product quality @Apple. Also about product quantity.
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As a… – Apple News reader I want… – you to tell me every time there is an article from a news source I have blocked so that… - I have the option to see it anyway #shituserstory #applenews #apple
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As a Twitter User who just followed an Account, I want an all or nothing Button to follow a bunch of algorithmically suggested other accounts that I cannot click thru to Because Engagement #shituserstory
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As a... - @NortonSupport customer I want to... - remain unprotected after an attempted update fails So that... - I can restart my computer every couple of hours #ShitUserStory
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As a... - @chopstixuki customer I want to... - received expired vouchers with my meal So that... - I feel valued #ShitUserStory
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As a Nest Pensions user.. ...I want to receive an email telling me I have a message to read in my nest portal inbox ... So that after logging into my Nest portal inbox I read a message telling me to download the actual message as a pdf #shituserstory
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As an... - Amazon Prime Video User I want... - searches that mostly return paid content so that... - I can waste time on every search trying to find what Amazon actually provides with their service #ShitUserStory
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As a… – listener of #podcasts I want to… – listen to voices that are progressively turned down to a whisper over the course of the podcast so that… – I have to turn up the volume again and again until... THE AD READ COMES UP IN FULL VOLUME SO MY EARS EXPLODE 🤯#shituserstory
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As a... - @Twitter app user I want to... - have the button to scroll straight to the top of my feed disappear after two seconds So that... - my fingers can get some exercise #ShitUserStory
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As a Windows user I want my computer to reboot in the middle of a presentation So that software updates are installed #shituserstory
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