Why would you show this footage to another living being that wasn't there to witness this fail firsthand? (I would have never known of 'purple oranges' btw, just fyi) Now, how you gonna deny this evidence later at your trial for the "removal" of our leader Chairkini? #smhmyhead

Another day without president Gabriel in guilty gear #smhmyhead

Los gringos nunca serán otakus de verdad. ¡Ni siquiera tienen un término para "monas chinas"! #smhmyhead

This is what my ex-wife did after not wiping. #smhmyhead

I wanna voice act Vegeta on this baby ass app but I don't know how to record my voice and post #dbz #vegeta #smhmyhead

Women never appreciate a nice guy #smhmyhead

Bro has a lawyer on retainer and is asking Twitter legal questions #SmhMyHead

just stubbed my toe, this really is the fall of western civilization #SMHMyHead

Gonna fine Mr. Television for scheduling Lightning game 3, the inaugural Cup race at @WWTRaceway, and the last #DetroitGP at Belle Isle all at the same time. #SMHMyHead

I really just turned into count chocula??? #ApexLegends #smhmyhead

ok f4ggy waggy #smhmyhead

bird app is HOMOPHOBIC and locked my account because the phone number i used was OLD... ANYWAYS TWITTER, I was @e_liasd !! I have no idea why they locked me out smh (read pinned byf!) #genshinimpact #aceattorney #smhmyhead

@HillaryClinton what did you do to the gas prices?? #smhmyhead #smh #shakingmyhead #shakingsmymheadh #triedtobuyadog #wantacat

Y’all niggas wanna suck Kendrick off like y’all been on him smh y’all just chasing the hype. #SmhMyHead

For the last year the people on the first floor have walked upstairs on Thursday and Friday and said "oh we have a full house today" on our mandatory office days. #SMHmyhead

how dare you!! it's the place where we go to look for people with opposing views and scream at them because i'm lazy and don't have anything better to do. you sir, just made a fool out of yourself talking about knowledge on this holy platform. #smhmyhead

I wonder if you can buy Shark Cards at the concession stand. Popcorn, Coke, some nice Sour Patch Kids, and a $1,000,000 GTA:O card for the road! #smhmyhead

What about me calling you daily checking in? Making sure you’re taking your vitamins, no love for Papa eh. #smhMyHead