I tried hard to tell you I was no kind of dancer Turf grass farmer

Stephenville, TX
Joined January 2012
I will sacrifice so many virgins to make sure this forecast stays
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The perfect music video doesn’t exist
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Dude who huffs his own farts is huffing a big ole eggy fart tonight
If you’re tempted by the thought that cures for diseases or highly durable goods won’t be produced under capitalism because they’re unprofitable, ask yourself if people would be willing to pay for a cure or an unbreakable tool. If so, then there is an incentive to produce them
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Shoutout to my neighbor who stares out her kitchen window at us and I know shit talks us on the phone
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Can’t wait for a bunch of suburban transplants act a fool
Beto is stopping by Frisco, Texas today and I have a feeling it's going to get silly
The only thing tajin can’t fix is Sauza seltzers. Second worst ones to the Topo chicos
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Why did he say "motherfucker"? Watch this again. Don't look away.
Angel Garza, whose ten year old daughter Amerie was murdered, holding her photo to his heart: "How do you look at this girl and shoot her? Oh, my baby. How do you shoot my baby?"
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Angel Garza, whose ten year old daughter Amerie was murdered, holding her photo to his heart: "How do you look at this girl and shoot her? Oh, my baby. How do you shoot my baby?"
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I hate all that wish to privatize education. I wish nothing more than the worst life for those that want private and charter schools for all. Truly detestable humans
No government program can fill the vital role parents play in their children's education. Parents deserve a true choice to provide the best education possible for their children. The @kingsacademydal is giving parents in the Bonton/South Dallas community that choice.
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i mean this sincerely: beto o'rourke becoming the guy who just curses at republicans in public is the best move he could've made for his career
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A Florida teacher quit after another staff member removed pictures in his classroom depicting African American leaders, saying the images were not "age appropriate." nbcnews.to/3SNCh5C
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TBT to that time I had a 28 year old war veteran born on February 29th play for my youth football team
Three Year Letterman
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The historical arc from Ethel Rosenberg to Roy Cohn to Donald Trump really would make a great epilogue to Angels in America.
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Ted Cruz thinks John Roc sings Amarillo by Morning
Damn right!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Classic Donnie-that quintessential Donald Trump stuff we love to love–to get every Republican elected official on the record calling the FBI the gestapo and then get caught with bunch of diagrams labeled “nuclear aircraft carrier exhaust port–fatal flaw (valuable secret)”
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Replying to @MatthewSitman
Orwell’s essay, Notes on Nationalism, is probably one of the best things we could read to understand why Trumpists and right wing propagandists will not turn on Trump (or Trumpism).
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There’s still much we don’t know, of course, but there’s nothing—literally nothing—we *could* learn that would cause many of the Trumpists and rightwing propagandists to turn on him, or admit they were wrong. Trump’s innocence for them is ontological
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Holy shit young conservatives are such fucking pussies.
Remember to make sure your children are out of the room when listening to Mr. Tough Guy ™️ Beto O’Rourke
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