Spleenly @spleenly

Lightly dark deeply shallow tragic comedy with occasional smut. Opinions expressed are no one's, least of all my own. Unreal with feels.

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Joined December 2014
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Wait, I think I found some conflicting information on here.
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One of Gen-X's defining moments was the discovery of Australia in 1986.
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Remote work is obviously the right answer since corporations hate it.
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♡ @JustMegAgain
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I can not emphasize this enough; I do not want to do more stuff.
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Was there an original legitimate use for Nutella, like on the battlefield or something?
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Salty MacTavish @SaltyMacTavish
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All this talk about sodomy in Texas is making my brow glisten
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Femmefir Lopez @femmefir
Jun 28
Don't sweat it, everyone has pores. You're still hot
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Conveniently, reality TV habituated us to continuous disappointment in every human endeavor.
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Stealing this
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Elizabeth Haswell @ehaswell
Jun 27
Ready for some personal news? Here goes. . . after a great deal of thought (and therapy), I’ve decided to close my lab down and leave academia. I know this type of thread is now verging on the predictable, so just a few details. 1/5
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mariya @sugar__father
Jun 28
honored to live in a country shaped by 4chan’s best and brightest
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I think we can all agree total subjugation under an inscrutable alien intelligence is our best option.
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Redheads have a secret clothing store they all shop at.
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So people who travel for work are just getting covid every 4-5 months and living with it?
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Congress can set when/if next Supreme Court session begins just saying.
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"Recession," from the root "recess," meaning to quit what you're doing and go play outside.
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Coup 2.0
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Amy @lolennui
Jun 27
amazing that our economic system implodes every few years and we're just like "classic capitalism! she's a wildcard, a real firecracker, a little rascal!!”
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Whoever you are while attempting to surmount a split rail fence is the real you.
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In my case: person a little too cavalier with their crotch area.
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Flexing my hip joints like a family of five going after a rotisserie chicken.
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