Lightly dark deeply shallow tragic comedy with occasional smut. Opinions expressed are no one's, least of all my own. Unreal with feels.

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Joined December 2014
Pop-Tarts and Oreos are obviously a plot on the part of Big Milk.
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Just saw a bio that said "22, senior editor" and I'm like, weird that an editor forgot a comma.
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Honestly surprised there's no $9.99/month service to solve captchas.
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For a budget charcuterie alternative just finger the salt cellar.
It's too early to be talking about Italian meats.
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Drawn to architectures not surfaces.
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Someone even built a little hair tie shrine.
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I remember the first time I heard "personal space" as a teenager and I was like we can have that?
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Life hack: all dogs respond to "dog."
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Localize as needed.
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Just encountered the exceedingly rare outdoor daylight apparition.
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So wait, I'm going to graduate school to get an even harder job?
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Were the 90s really that fun or did we all just have Lyme disease.
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You'd think a country called the melting pot would have better cheese.
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Wherever this is I'm moving there.
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Y'all have made me so much better at recognizing bad decisions.
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Getting in over my head only to flame out spectacularly, for the lolz.
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Ugh recruiter reaching out on a Saturday and actually giving me fomo.
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I can tell it's a spam call because it's a call.
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Weather update: we're literally walking around in hot soup.
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