Lightly dark deeply shallow tragic comedy with occasional smut. Opinions expressed are no one's, least of all my own. Unreal with feels.

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Joined December 2014
Replying to @JoParkerBear
It does, of course, also straight up lie for fun.
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But the quotes are ironic so maybe I should.
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Someone even built a little hair tie shrine.
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Replying to @alice_x_daniels
Highly suspect and/or sleepy.
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Saw the dermatologist three weeks ago, just went to schedule a follow-up and the entire hospital no longer has a dermatology department.
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A dawn hike often yields bounties and mysteries in equal measure.
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If I'm reading this right, at mile 7 I will exceed the speed of light.
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Anyone tried these on a salad?
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Like the human centipede, but more painful.
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Scrolling why you should have a duck's timeline and it's full of Grey Goose ads. 😂
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This appeared on my street overnight. We have underground utilities. I'm sure it's fine.
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Replying to @T60Thom
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The "cold" tap in my house putting out 80°F water like I'm living on Dante's Peak.
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Replying to @mxe___
it's science
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So we're not even going to talk about the Dodge pickup logo being satanic I guess.
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Replying to @theironyofjoy
Well, this was an easy one. 😂
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Assuming this is valid for any pool on earth.
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Accidental click while scrolling [shudder]
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