Lightly dark deeply shallow tragic comedy with occasional smut. Opinions expressed are no one's, least of all my own. Unreal with feels.

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Joined December 2014
Wait, I think I found some conflicting information on here.
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Confirmation bias elevated to artform.
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As much as it pains me, time to get serious.
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Replying to @EdgarPoop1
Remirement
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I only delete a tweet if it's true.
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Cause of death: ambiguous grammar.
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Imagine when we're looking back on this and going "simpler times."
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Dreamed I was trying to change my avi to a glowing, demonic Nicholas Cage but kept being interrupted by coworkers, so I guess I really am stressed about a return to the office.
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They want you to think you're a manager.
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Leveraging my various maladies against each other for peak performance.
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Replying to @karyns4
I was thinking about the 3-story "5 floors of books" bookstore and then things got weird.
Forgot to mention this shop we came upon in Buxton - Scrivenor’s Books & Bookbinding, I was entranced by it - FIVE FLOORS OF BOOKS!
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The hidden subbasement is implied.
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Replying to @JoParkerBear
It does, of course, also straight up lie for fun.
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But the quotes are ironic so maybe I should.
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The final frontier of single-serving, ready-to-drink alcoholic beverages is milk.
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How to determine if society-wide cognitive decline is occurring.
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If I have to return to an office my expense reports will be *comprehensive*.
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High school me today would be churning out 9 hours of podcast a week.
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And not in a good way.
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Post-nut clarity for a post-nut world.